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Job Interview

Shaun and Patrick applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test...
19:09 Sat 07th Aug 20212 answers, last by Mamyalynne 17:28 Mon 09th Aug 2021
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Airport Restaurant

In the airport restaurant: Pilot: "First one wing came off and then the other." Listener: "What did you do?" Pilot: "I grabbed a drumstick and had a second helping."...
15:55 Sat 07th Aug 2021
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Girls College

At a girl's college dormitory, dates were permitted only on Saturday night. One young man showed up on a Tuesday evening, explaining to an older woman in the reception of the dorm that it was...
14:11 Sat 07th Aug 2021
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Check Up

I went for my annual check up this morning. Everything went well until he stuck his finger up my ***. I'm thinking of changing my dentist now....
16:34 Fri 06th Aug 20211 answer, last by Canary42 17:10 Fri 06th Aug 2021
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Cooking Dinner

My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner. So I took the battery out of the smoke detector....
13:27 Fri 06th Aug 2021
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Car Parking

Wayne was returning home from a business trip... bags in hand ... and slowly making his way to his vehicle in the crowded airport garage. Suddenly a large dark car screeched to a stop in front of...
13:02 Fri 06th Aug 2021
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Blood Lesson

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would...
14:25 Thu 05th Aug 20214 answers, last by waterboatman 14:42 Thu 05th Aug 2021
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A Bedtime Story

A girl of seven walked into her mother's bedroom and asked her to tell her a bedtime story. The mother wasn't thrilled with the request. She said, "It's almost two in the morning." "I know, Mummy, but...
19:47 Wed 04th Aug 20211 answer, last by Smowball 20:00 Wed 04th Aug 2021
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Composition

Teacher: "Colin, your composition about “My dog” is exactly like your brothers. Did you copy his?" Colin: "No sir. We've got the same dog."...
15:57 Wed 04th Aug 2021
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Covid-19 Jab

Following the news that under 18s can now have the Covid jab Prince Andrew has volunteered to administer 16 and 17 years old with a little prick......
11:55 Wed 04th Aug 2021
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Quickies

Wife: "Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don't you do that? " Husband: "I would, but I hardly know the woman." ________________ I've never gone to bed with an ugly...
18:02 Tue 03rd Aug 2021
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Chinese Restaurant

I was sitting in a Chinese restaurant last night and it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: "You all need to start clapping!" "What a weirdo," I thought. Anyway we all started to clap...
17:03 Tue 03rd Aug 20212 answers, last by Spicerack 18:36 Tue 03rd Aug 2021
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The Witness

An uncertain and nervous witness was being cross-examined. The lawyer thundered, "Have you ever been married?" "Yes, sir," said the witness in a low voice. "Once." "Whom did you marry?" "Well, a...
15:23 Tue 03rd Aug 2021
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Joke

My boss texted me, "Send me one of your funny jokes, Rondy." I replied, "I'm working at the moment, Sir, I will send you one later." He replied, "That was fantastic, now send me another one."...
13:04 Tue 03rd Aug 2021
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Windy Cornwall

Down in Cornwall it's often hit with sudden devastation, without warning, and with unusual patterns of destruction. In one case, a house was completely whisked away leaving only the foundation and...
11:40 Mon 02nd Aug 2021
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Sunday Evening Quiz

The usual Sunday fun quiz starts at 7pm tonight. Nothing to pay and nothing to dowload. Just follow the link below at 7pm to join in the fun. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
17:02 Sun 01st Aug 2021
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Burglar

Just seen a burglar using a jemmy to prise open his own windows. I asked: “What are you doing?” He said: “Working from home.”...
13:12 Sun 01st Aug 2021
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Bank Robber

After a two-week criminal trial in a very high profile bank robbery case, the judge turns to the jury foreman and asks, "Has the jury reached a verdict in this case?" "Yes, we have, your honour," The...
12:09 Sun 01st Aug 2021
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Bt Repairs

The BT engineer was on my street and asked me what time it was. I told him it is between 8am and 6:00 pm. You can guess why....
08:44 Sun 01st Aug 20212 answers, last by Hopkirk 16:09 Sun 01st Aug 2021
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I Bought A Racehorse

I was showing my mate last night this old racehorse I'd just bought at Chester races. He said: "What are you going to do with it?" I said: "I'm going to race it of course." He replied: "Judging by the...
16:23 Sat 31st Jul 2021

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