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Prisoners

Three prisoners are captured in the war, and are about to be executed. They are asked what they wish to have for their last meal. The Italian asks for Peperoni Pizza, which he is served and then taken...
11:24 Fri 23rd Jul 20211 answer, last by aelmpvw 11:28 Fri 23rd Jul 2021
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New At Golf

So last week I took up golf. It was hard going as I'd never tried it before. I said to my caddy "Do you think I can get home from here with a four iron?" He said: "I don't know....where do you live?"...
16:21 Thu 22nd Jul 20212 answers, last by Hopkirk 16:43 Thu 22nd Jul 2021
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Eczema

Sam: "I’m having a lot of trouble with eczema, teacher." Teacher: "Heavens, where do you have it?" Sam: "I don’t have it, I just can’t spell it."...
15:06 Thu 22nd Jul 2021
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On A Diet

An overweight business associate of mine decided it was time to shed some excess pounds. He took his new diet seriously, even changing his driving route to avoid his favourite bakery. One morning,...
14:59 Wed 21st Jul 2021
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A Win On The Horses

I was lucky enough to win two thousand pounds on the horses. As I left the bookies I happened to trip over a tramp. "Sorry mate," I said. "I was so happy at winning two thousand pounds on the horses I...
19:11 Mon 19th Jul 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 18:39 Tue 20th Jul 2021
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Diabetic

A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious patient. "I'm diabetic and I'm afraid I've had too much sugar today." the caller said. "Are you light-headed?" my colleague asked. "No,"...
13:10 Mon 19th Jul 2021
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Looking After Kids

O'Toole volunteered to take care of his numerous children so that Mum could have an evening out. At bedtime he sent the youngsters upstairs to bed and settled down to read. One child kept creeping...
11:43 Mon 19th Jul 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 18:37 Tue 20th Jul 2021
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Sunday Evening Quiz

The quiz of the week starts at 7pm. Nothing to download or pay. All easy questions and it only takes about 30 minutes. Just follow the link below at 7pm to join in the fun. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
16:17 Sun 18th Jul 2021
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American Tourists

As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led the American tourists through the process of cheese making, explaining that goats milk was used. She showed the group a lovely Welsh hillside where...
08:35 Sun 18th Jul 20213 answers, last by bhg481 14:16 Sun 18th Jul 2021
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The City Boy

A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer lent the boy his gun, telling him not to kill any farm animals. The city boy headed off and soon after saw a goat. He managed...
13:29 Fri 16th Jul 2021
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After Dinner Speech

The after-dinner speaker just didn't have a stop button. He burbled on and on and on, oblivious to his increasingly restless audience. Finally one of the more drunken diners hurled an empty wine...
11:23 Fri 16th Jul 2021
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Holiday Hotel

A holiday maker called a seaside hotel to ask its location. "It's only a stone's throw from the beach," he was told. "But how will I recognize it?" asked the man. Came the reply: "It's the one with...
18:44 Thu 15th Jul 20212 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:16 Thu 15th Jul 2021
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In The Circus

I was just telling my mate that my brother got a job in the circus. He had to be shot out of a cannon. My mate said "How is he, was he badly hurt?" I said: "I don't know, they've never found him."...
15:19 Thu 15th Jul 2021
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Shipwrecked

It was summer 2020, a world wide pandemic. A shipwrecked sailor had spent several years on a deserted island. Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel pulling out...
10:42 Wed 14th Jul 20211 answer, last by Canary42 11:30 Wed 14th Jul 2021
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Just A Thought

Just a thought ------------------------------------------------- I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now....
18:46 Tue 13th Jul 2021
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Policeman's Holiday

A policeman sends his wife and kid to a resort for a holiday. After a week he joined them in the hotel. As soon as he came to the hotel room he wanted to make love to his wife and gave her "the look"....
12:43 Tue 13th Jul 20211 answer, last by William51 09:24 Sun 18th Jul 2021
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Handbags

A man walks into a store and is looking at the handbags. He picks one up and asks the assistant how much it would cost. The assistant replies "£200 for that one". Shocked the customer says "£200! Why...
15:52 Mon 12th Jul 2021
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Drunk

A drunk phoned the police to report that thieves had broken in to his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, steering wheel, break pedal, even the accelerator," he cried out. However, before the police...
13:25 Mon 12th Jul 20214 answers, last by AZardoz 01:55 Mon 19th Jul 2021
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New Years Eve

I was in the pub on New Year's Eve, A woman stood up and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life...
12:23 Mon 12th Jul 2021
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In Mourning

Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Karen says...
11:12 Mon 12th Jul 20211 answer, last by jno 11:13 Mon 12th Jul 2021

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