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Towels

I hate hotel bath towels. They’re so thick I can hardly close my suitcase....
17:08 Tue 22nd Jun 20215 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:46 Thu 24th Jun 2021
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New Baby

Observing the baby one night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of...
15:53 Mon 21st Jun 2021
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Piano Tuner

A woman answered the front door to find a workman standing on the porch and carrying a box of tools. "I'm the piano tuner ma'am" he announced. "But I didn't send for a piano tuner." "I know, but your...
13:25 Mon 21st Jun 20214 answers, last by calmck 13:43 Mon 21st Jun 2021
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Sunday Evening Quiz

It starts at 7pm, only takes about 30 minutes and there's nothing to download and it's free to join in the fun. All easy questions too. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
18:38 Sun 20th Jun 2021
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Living The Life Of Riley

A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly. The old-timer says, "Look at me. I'm old and...
08:46 Sun 20th Jun 20212 answers, last by Patsy33 12:42 Mon 21st Jun 2021
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Buying A Porsche

A fifteen-year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, “Where did you get that car?” He calmly told them, “I bought it today.” “With what money!?” demanded his...
15:53 Sat 19th Jun 20213 answers, last by johnny.5 22:05 Sat 19th Jun 2021
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The Candles

Mrs. O'Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin, and coming in the opposite direction was Father O'Rafferty. "Hello," said the Father, "And how is Mrs. O'Donovan, didn't I marry you two...
15:05 Sat 19th Jun 2021
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Hair Loss

A patient complained to the doctor that his hair was coming out. "Won't you give me something to keep it in?" he begged. "Yes certainly, take this," the doctor said kindly, and he handed the patient a...
12:16 Sat 19th Jun 20212 answers, last by Bazile 07:28 Mon 21st Jun 2021
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An Angry Wife

An angry wife to her husband on phone: "Where the hell are you?" Husband: "Darling, you remember that jewellery shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it, and I didn't...
11:11 Thu 17th Jun 20211 answer, last by Georgiesmum 15:57 Thu 17th Jun 2021
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Job Application

Interviewer: " How do you explain this four year gap on your resume?" Applicant: "Oh that's when I went to Yale." Interviewer: " I'm very impressed with that, right you can start on Monday."...
16:12 Wed 16th Jun 20212 answers, last by William51 15:18 Fri 18th Jun 2021
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Dumping A Boy Friend

Mary Jones was debating on the best means of dropping her boy friend. Her friend ask: "Are you worried because you think he'll tell lies about you?" Mary answered: "I don't mind the lies, but if he...
16:06 Wed 16th Jun 20212 answers, last by Hopkirk 17:57 Wed 16th Jun 2021
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Scotch

The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says, "That'll be five dollars," to which the guy...
17:49 Tue 15th Jun 2021
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Bad Temper

A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper. The doctor asks, "So what seems to be the problem?" The woman says, "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose...
17:49 Mon 14th Jun 2021
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Dizzy

"You see, doctor, I’m always dizzy for half an hour after I get up in the morning,” said Tracey. "I have the solution for you," replied the doctor. "Really, what is it?" “Well, try getting up half an...
14:33 Mon 14th Jun 2021
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Rhyl Beach

Awful scenes on Rhyl beach yesterday. It was totally disgusting behaviour. A man and woman arguing in front of a load of kids then she smacked him one on the head and it all kicked off between them....
09:55 Mon 14th Jun 2021
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Sunday Evening Quiz

Hi guys: Tonight's fun quiz is at 7pm. Nothing to download and nothing to pay. Just follow the link below to join in the fun. All pretty easy questions too. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
16:05 Sun 13th Jun 2021
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A Rabbi's Advice

A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it." The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?" The man replied, "My wife is going to poison me." The Rabbi,...
09:46 Sat 12th Jun 20211 answer, last by puzzled54 11:03 Sat 12th Jun 2021
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The Plumber

A plumber was called to a woman's apartment in London to repair a leaking pipe. When he arrived he was pleased to discover that the woman was quite a luscious, well-stacked babe, and during the course...
13:02 Fri 11th Jun 20214 answers, last by Patsy33 11:01 Sat 12th Jun 2021
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You're Nicked

The Judge said to the defendant, "I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again?" "Your Honour," the criminal said, "that's what I tried to tell your policeman but he wouldn't listen."...
10:58 Thu 10th Jun 20213 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:04 Thu 17th Jun 2021
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High Phone Bill

When he saw how astronomically high his latest phone bill was, the head of house called a family meeting. “This is unacceptable,” said the father. ”You have to limit the use of the phone. I never use...
14:22 Wed 09th Jun 2021

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