Larry's barn burned down and his wife, Susan, called the insurance company. Susan told the insurance company, "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money." The agent replied,...
Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm. The fisherman...
Amy: "Can people predict the future with cards?" Joan: "My mother can." Amy: "Really?" Joan: "Yes, she takes one look at my report card and tells me what will happen when my father gets home."...
A farmer from back in the hills walked twelve miles, one way, to the general store. "Hiya Bill," said Sam, the store owner. "Tell me, are you and Mable still making fires up there by rubbing stones...
The weekly fun quiz starts at 7pm every Sunday evening. No need to download anything and it's totally free to join in the fun. Only takes about 30 minutes. 1st correct answer gets 3mpoints 2nd correct...
A lady dropped her handbag in the bustle of holiday shopping. An honest, little boy noticed her drop the handbag, so he picked it up and returned it to her. The lady looked into her handbag and...
An elderly gentleman was on his deathbed as his wife and three children and nurse stood close by. Then he spoke: "Bill, you take the Crescent road houses." "Mary, you take the offices in the City...
“Today,” said the professor, “I will be lecturing about the kidneys, intestines, pancreas, and the liver.” One medical student leaned toward his friend sitting next to him, “Great, we have to sit...
Patrick O'Riley spied a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ".
He spent the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up....
Jill and John got married. John thought this would be a "Modern marriage" equal roles for equal partners. So, the first morning back from their honeymoon, he brought Jill breakfast in bed. Jill wasn't...
A man writing at the post office desk was approached by an older fellow with a postcard in his hand. The old man said, "Sir, I'm sorry to bother you but could you address this postcard for me? My...
Diane buys a hundred goldfish. There are so many of them that she decides to keep them in her bathtub. One day she invites her friend Lauren over to see all her beautiful goldfish. Lauren is...
Doctor: "I accidentally left my gloves inside your stomach during your operation. We have to operate on you again." Patient: "Are you kidding me? Tell you what Doctor, take this £10 note and buy a new...
Three women are in a gym locker room dressing up to play racquetball when suddenly a guy runs through the room wearing nothing but a bag over his head. He passes the first woman, who looks down at his...
While waiting at the bus stop, a man with a stutter asked another, "E-e-excuse m-me, w-w-what t-time is it?" The other man didn't reply. Again, the man asked, "E-excuse m-m-me, c-can y-you t-t-tell me...
A married couple was watching volleyball game at a beach when the wife spotted a couple in the sand dunes. They were being very affectionate. The girl was running her hands all over her boyfriend's...
A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer. In the confessional he admitted that for years he had been stealing building supplies from the lumberyard where he worked. "What did you take?"...
A police officer rings into his station: "I'm at this house sergeant, the one where a woman has shot her husband for walking on the floor that she'd just mopped." "Ok, constable, have you arrested...
Three ants find an elephant asleep. First ant says, "Let's get him!" Second one says, "Let's beat him up!" Finally the third ant says, "Leave him alone... it's not fair. Poor guy is all alone and...
