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Visit To An Old School

An old man went to the college that he went to when he was a youth. He knocked on room number 3 of the hostel and said: "May I come in. I lived in this very room thirty years ago when I studied in...
08:21 Sun 09th May 2021
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Vick's Vapour Rub

A lorry carrying 25 tons of Vicks Vapour Rub has overturned on the M6, near Birmingham, spilling it's load onto the carriage way. The Police have said, there will be no congestion for at least 12hrs....
17:54 Sat 08th May 2021
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A New Virus

There's a new virus. The code name is "WORK." If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, or from anyone else — do not touch WORK under any circumstances. This virus wipes out...
10:32 Sat 08th May 2021
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A London Lawyer

London Lawyer: "Well Barney, so you want me to defend you? Have you got any money?" Barney: "No sir. I haven't got any money, but I have got a 2018 Ford S Max!" Lawyer: "Well you can raise money on...
14:39 Fri 07th May 2021
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The Fly Doctor

In the world of flies, a young fly needed a heart transplant. After being taken to surgery, the fly anaesthesiologist put the young fly to sleep. The fly doctor's assistant cut open the young fly’s...
11:01 Fri 07th May 20211 answer, last by Bert45 16:13 Fri 07th May 2021
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Suicide

A blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park. A few days later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree. He asks the blonde what she is doing...
16:21 Thu 06th May 2021
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In The Gym

I said to the gym teacher: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: 'I can't make Tuesdays but ok on other days."...
15:24 Thu 06th May 20218 answers, last by aomarzu 12:36 Mon 23rd May 2022
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Strange Accents

I was trying to get my seventh-grade history class to understand how the Indians must have felt when they first encountered the Spanish explorers. "How would you feel," I asked, "if someone showed up...
18:13 Wed 05th May 2021
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A Cowboy's Tale

One day, back in the olden days, a cowboy was crossing the desert to do some trading and came upon an Indian. The Indian was laying on his back and had an erection that stuck straight up in the air....
17:15 Wed 05th May 20212 answers, last by William51 22:14 Sun 23rd May 2021
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Canoeing

"I thought I told you to keep an eye on your cousin," the mother said. "Where is he?" "Well," her son replied thoughtfully, "If he knows as much about canoeing as he thinks he does, he's out canoeing....
17:58 Sat 01st May 20211 answer, last by DTCwordfan 20:11 Mon 03rd May 2021
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Leaving Home

During one "generation gap" quarrel with his parents young Michael cried, "I want excitement, adventure, money, and beautiful women. I'll never find it here at home, so I'm leaving. Don't try and stop...
11:09 Sat 01st May 2021
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Guiness Record

The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes... And it was performed by the child sitting behind me on Virgin Atlantic flight 963 from Manchester to Barbados....
15:42 Thu 29th Apr 20212 answers, last by mallyh 15:50 Thu 29th Apr 2021
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Original Weight

I’ve decided I’ll never get down to my original weight and I’m okay with that... After all, 6 lbs 3 oz is just not realistic. for a 40 year old man....
18:49 Wed 28th Apr 20211 answer, last by Sqad 18:53 Wed 28th Apr 2021
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Girl Talk

Two Young women were shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, one said, "Seems like all Alf and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset I've lost 20 pounds." "Why don't you just...
09:32 Wed 28th Apr 20212 answers, last by William51 22:16 Sun 23rd May 2021
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Aunt Emma

A couples happy married life almost went on the rocks because of the presence in the household of old Aunt Emma. For seventeen long years she lived with them, always crotchety, always demanding....
17:51 Tue 27th Apr 2021
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Can't, Won't Eat.

Little Josh was brought to Dr. Gill cause he hadn't eaten anything for days. Dr. Gill offered him all the goodies he could think of. No luck. He tried a little scolding. It didn't work. A little...
14:33 Tue 27th Apr 2021
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The Bet

I found myself in a pub in Cork. A group of American tourists came in. One of the Americans said, in a loud voice, "I hear you Irish think your great drinkers. I bet €5,000 that no one here can drink...
11:32 Tue 27th Apr 20213 answers, last by piggynose 19:11 Tue 27th Apr 2021
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Checkout

When Jane reached the checkout counter, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear,...
11:10 Sun 25th Apr 2021
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Television Bloopers

UKTV BLOOPERS Here's what some UK TV presenters and commentators have said over the years. . . . . . Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the...
12:41 Sat 24th Apr 202110 answers, last by clyde59 23:02 Sun 25th Apr 2021
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Unfaithful Wife

A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so drunk he won’t even notice you’re in bed with me.” the husband lurched into bed,...
09:33 Sat 24th Apr 20213 answers, last by Patsy33 10:20 Sat 24th Apr 2021

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