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French Fries

There was once a sheep farmer who had a French farmhand working with him to help castrate his sheep. As the farmer castrated the first sheep, the French farmhand took the parts and was about to throw...
17:17 Fri 23rd Apr 20211 answer, last by William51 22:18 Sun 23rd May 2021
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Have You Seen My Brother?

A penguin walks into a bar. He goes to the counter and asks the bartender, "Have you seen my brother?" Bartender replies, "I don't know, what does he look like?"...
18:14 Wed 21st Apr 20215 answers, last by puzzled54 11:16 Thu 22nd Apr 2021
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Going Deaf

Three years ago my doctor told me I was going deaf... I haven’t heard a thing from him since....
14:50 Wed 21st Apr 20212 answers, last by Ellipsis 14:59 Wed 21st Apr 2021
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At The Cinema

It was Valentine's day and Jim and Danielle's first date. They sat in the darkened cinema waiting for the film to start. The screen finally lit up with a flashy advertisement for the cinema's...
12:50 Wed 21st Apr 2021
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Choir

Man: "Do you know how much it is to rent a church singing group? Priest: "My son, do you mean a choir?" Man: "Fine Father, do you know how much it is to acquire a church singing group?"...
11:02 Wed 21st Apr 20211 answer, last by Canary42 11:04 Wed 21st Apr 2021
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Personal Problem

An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. "I do that all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odour. In fact, since I've been...
14:44 Tue 20th Apr 2021
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Finances

A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money...
14:32 Tue 20th Apr 20211 answer, last by Hopkirk 14:34 Tue 20th Apr 2021
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Table Manners

A friend hosted a dinner party for people from work and everyone was encouraged to bring their children. All during the sit-down dinner one co-worker's three-year-old girl stared at the man sitting...
14:33 Mon 19th Apr 20211 answer, last by Canary42 21:02 Mon 19th Apr 2021
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Scottish Accent?

So I walked into a this bar and heard two girls speaking in what sounded like a lovely Scottish accent. I said: "So, are you two girls from Scotland?" One of them said: "Wales Idiot!" So I said: "Oh,...
13:22 Sun 18th Apr 20212 answers, last by shoota 13:33 Sun 18th Apr 2021
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Christmas

“Boss can I have a week off around Christmas?” “But It’s May...” “Sorry. May I have a week off around Christmas?”...
12:28 Sun 18th Apr 2021
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Cinema Prices

If I had a pound every time a customer complained about the price of cinema food. I could almost afford a small popcorn myself....
08:08 Sun 18th Apr 20211 answer, last by maggiebee 12:12 Sun 18th Apr 2021
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Kids Questions

Having been playing outside with his friends, a small boy came into the house and asked: “Grandma, what is it called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?” His grandma...
18:13 Sat 17th Apr 2021
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The School Run

I was dismayed this afternoon when my wife told me my 6-year-old son wasn't actually mine. She then said I need to pay more attention at school pick up....
14:30 Sat 17th Apr 20211 answer, last by Bazile 15:00 Sat 17th Apr 2021
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Two Blondes

Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Here is their dialogue: Blonde One: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked!" Blonde...
11:58 Sat 17th Apr 2021
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Majorca

Two men met each other on the beach at Majorca. One looked at the other and asked, "Are you brown from the sun?" "No," replied the other, "I'm Smith from The Times."...
16:10 Fri 16th Apr 20213 answers, last by Bazile 15:08 Sat 17th Apr 2021
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Speeding

When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic speeding violation said she was a school teacher. The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a school teacher to...
11:10 Fri 16th Apr 20215 answers, last by Bazile 13:55 Fri 16th Apr 2021
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A Woman Patient

Doctor to a woman patient: "You look absolutely exhausted, have you been taking 3 meals a day like I advised you?" Woman replies: "Oh ***.. I thought you said 3 males a day."...
17:10 Thu 15th Apr 2021
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Take Your Kid To Work Day

An 8 year old girl went to the office with her father on 'Take your kid to work Day'. As they walked round the office she started crying and getting cranky. Her father asked what was wrong. As the...
13:30 Thu 15th Apr 20212 answers, last by Samuraisan 11:54 Fri 16th Apr 2021
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Late For Work

A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, "You should’ve been here at 8.30!" He replies, "Why? What did I miss?"...
09:50 Wed 14th Apr 2021
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Sarcasm In Court

"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand. "Unfortunately I'm under oath otherwise I'd return the...
15:04 Tue 13th Apr 20212 answers, last by Khandro 15:08 Tue 13th Apr 2021

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