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The Patient

A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!" The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient."...
06:58 Sat 27th Feb 20211 answer, last by 1ozzy 08:11 Sat 27th Feb 2021
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Opticians

A man goes to the eye opticians. The receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?" The man...
15:42 Fri 26th Feb 2021
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Baby Chicks

A third-grade teacher was instructing her students in some of the wonders of nature and ended by saying, "Isn't it wonderful how baby chickens get hatch out of their shells?" An eight-year-old,...
10:42 Fri 26th Feb 20212 answers, last by Patsy33 12:38 Fri 26th Feb 2021
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Marriage Lines

Why do women live a better, longer & more peaceful Life, compared to men? A very INTELLIGENT student replied: 'Because women don't have a wife!' _______________ COOL MESSAGE BY A WIFE: "Dear...
14:01 Thu 25th Feb 2021
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Master Of The House

A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called ‘Husband – the Master of the House?’' Sales girl: “Sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!” __________________ Someone asked an...
19:40 Wed 24th Feb 20213 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:43 Wed 24th Feb 2021
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Kangaroos

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just sauntering around the zoo. A...
15:18 Wed 24th Feb 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 18:02 Wed 24th Feb 2021
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And More

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? ___________ Mary: "My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor." Doctor: "Oh, really?" Mary: "Yes, she tries to prevent...
09:15 Wed 24th Feb 2021
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Facebook

Just changed my Facebook name to 'No one', so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say 'No one likes this'.
16:57 Tue 23rd Feb 20212 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:34 Wed 24th Feb 2021
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Having Vaccines

At a naval barracks the enlisted men were being given their Covid shots prior to going overseas. One lad, having received a series of injections including flu and pneumonia jabs asked for a glass of...
10:57 Tue 23rd Feb 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 11:55 Tue 23rd Feb 2021
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Some Riddles

Riddles: Q: What stays in the corner all the time but travels around the world? A:Postage Stamps. Q: What gets quickly wet while drying? A: The towel. Q: How do you throw an egg on the floor without...
18:10 Mon 22nd Feb 2021
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The Streaker

Three women are in a gym locker room dressing up to play tennis when suddenly a guy runs through the room wearing nothing but a bag over his head. He passes the first woman, who looks down at his...
15:58 Sat 20th Feb 202112 answers, last by tonyav 02:42 Sun 21st Feb 2021
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I Confess

Henry goes to confession and says, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. Last night I was with seven different women." The priest says, "Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass and drink the juice...
10:03 Sat 20th Feb 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 14:07 Sat 20th Feb 2021
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Golfing Partners

The first guy says, "Why don't you go over and ask if we can play through?" The second guy gets about halfway there, turns and comes back. The first guy says, "What's wrong?" He says, "One of them is...
19:59 Fri 19th Feb 20213 answers, last by Baldric 20:11 Fri 19th Feb 2021
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Oranges

Mrs. Goldberg was shopping at a produce stand in her neighbourhood. She approached the seller and asked, "How much are these oranges?" "Two for a pound," answered the vendor. "How much is just one?"...
15:31 Fri 19th Feb 20216 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:23 Fri 19th Feb 2021
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Pet Shop

A blonde lady in the pet shop asks about buying a gold fish. The salesperson ask if she needed an aquarium. Her reply, 'I don't care what birth sign it is.'...
14:13 Fri 19th Feb 20215 answers, last by johnny.5 15:12 Fri 19th Feb 2021
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Being Good

As a mother was bribing her little boy with a 50p coin so he would behave, she said, "Why do I always have to pay you to be good? Why can't you be good for nothing like your dad?"...
12:55 Thu 18th Feb 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 16:57 Thu 18th Feb 2021
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Sex In The City

A young man was in the big city looking for a little something from the ladies. A cab driver gave him an address and told him he could find anything he wanted there. When the young man arrived, he saw...
12:13 Wed 17th Feb 20212 answers, last by AZardoz 09:10 Fri 12th Mar 2021
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Wet Nappy

After 3 years, the wife starts to think that their child looks different, so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the child is actually from completely different parents. Wife: "Dear, I...
08:57 Wed 17th Feb 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 14:30 Wed 17th Feb 2021
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In The Family

It was the first day of school and the teacher was asking the little boy about his family. "And what does your Daddy do?" "He's a magician." "That must be exciting, what tricks can he do?" "He can saw...
15:45 Tue 16th Feb 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 17:34 Tue 16th Feb 2021
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Wine

A old woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband, and she says: "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you"... Her husband asks, "Is...
16:53 Mon 15th Feb 20212 answers, last by Patsy33 23:50 Mon 15th Feb 2021

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