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Tortoises

THREE tortoises, Jim, Ray and Geoff, go for a picnic ten miles from home. It takes ten days to get there, and they find they've forgotten the bottle opener. Jim and Ray ask Geoff to fetch it. "No...
13:06 Sun 23rd Jan 20222 answers, last by Patsy33 13:54 Sun 23rd Jan 2022
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Searching For Father

Jesus dies and goes up to Heaven. The first thing he does is look for his father, as he has never met the man before and is curious as to what he looks like, and whether or not Jesus looks like his...
17:08 Sat 22nd Jan 2022
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Doctor

Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps! Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible! What sister? Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me...
12:34 Sat 22nd Jan 20223 answers, last by aelmpvw 14:31 Sat 22nd Jan 2022
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I Wish I Hadn't Made That Wish

A genie granted me one wish, so I said, "I just want to be happy." Doh!! Now myself living in a cottage with 6 dwarves and working in a mine....
17:04 Fri 21st Jan 2022
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On The Farm

Little Johnny grew up in the city, and went to visit his Uncle Joe on the farm. For the first few days, his uncle showed him the usual things- chickens, cows, crops, etc. After three days, however, it...
16:01 Fri 21st Jan 2022
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At The Doctors

A young lady walks into a doctors office. "Doctor I'm suffering from a terrible discharge." The doctor lays her down, lifts up her dress and has a good probe around and asks her, "How does that feel?"...
12:33 Fri 21st Jan 2022
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Adoption

A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption centre called and told them they had a wonderful Japanese baby boy, and the couple took him without...
20:51 Thu 20th Jan 20221 answer, last by Bazile 21:05 Thu 20th Jan 2022
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Mongoose

The town drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a friend who asked, "What do you have in there, pal?" "A mongoose." "What for?" "Well, you know how...
16:13 Thu 20th Jan 2022
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Drunk

A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman. She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!"...
20:04 Wed 19th Jan 20221 answer, last by Patsy33 13:54 Thu 20th Jan 2022
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It's Only Words

A husband looking through the paper came upon a study that said women use more words than men. It read, "Men use about 15,000 words per day, but women use 30,000." To prove to his wife that he had...
17:59 Wed 19th Jan 20221 answer, last by Patsy33 18:02 Wed 19th Jan 2022
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Three School Boys

Three young school boys are smoking behind the bike shed. The first lad says: "My Dad can blow smoke through his nose." The second lad says: "My Dad can blow smoke through his ears." Not to be outdone...
14:25 Wed 19th Jan 20221 answer, last by Tilly2 14:27 Wed 19th Jan 2022
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Good Move

A young man moved from his parents home into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to...
13:19 Wed 19th Jan 20221 answer, last by fourteen85 09:19 Thu 20th Jan 2022
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Novak Djokovic

It's been reported that the English cricket board have appointed Novak Djokovic as the England national cricket team coach. The committee were aware that Djokovic has no experience of cricket, but...
20:10 Tue 18th Jan 20222 answers, last by RandyMarsh 20:25 Tue 18th Jan 2022
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Holiday Complaints

THESE ARE REAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY THOMSON HOLIDAYS. 1. “On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food.” 2. “They should...
15:45 Tue 18th Jan 2022
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Mistakes

I never make the same mistake twice. I do it like, five or six times, you know, just to make sure....
15:12 Tue 18th Jan 2022
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Cockroaches

Customer: "Do you have and cockroaches?£ Clerk: "Yes we sell them to the fishermen." Customer: "I would like 20,000 of them." Clerk: "What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches?" Customer: "I'm...
13:12 Tue 18th Jan 20222 answers, last by Patsy33 14:56 Tue 18th Jan 2022
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Puns

So my psychologist said, " As a young boy, did your mother ever discipline you?" ......I said, "Let's get one thing straight, my mother was never a young boy." ______________________ I saw this sign...
19:44 Mon 17th Jan 20221 answer, last by pixie374 13:11 Tue 18th Jan 2022
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Tonight's quiz starts at 7pm. No need to register, nothing to pay or download. Just follow the link below to take part in the fun quiz. All easy questions too. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
14:18 Sun 16th Jan 2022
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New Father

The first-time dad was taking a turn at feeding the baby some mashed peas. Naturally, there were traces of the food all over the baby. His wife comes in, looks at the infant, then at her husband, who...
13:27 Sun 16th Jan 20221 answer, last by dannyk13 13:31 Sun 16th Jan 2022

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