Doctor

[Rondy]

Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse.
Take one of these every 4 laps!

Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible!
What sister?

Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someone's ear off.
Oh dear, that's a lot of calories!

Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion?
Of course, come back tomorrow!

Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out!
Certainly, which way did you come in?

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth...

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm invisible
Who said that?

[Patsy33]

"Doctor, I need help. I think I'm a kleptomaniac"
"Oh dear, take a chair"

[maggiebee]

Pinched a couple of these, thanks.

[aelmpvw]

doctor doctor, i keep thinking i'm a dog
just hop on to this table
i'm not allowed on the furniture . . .