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Dog

I need to re home a small Yorkshire terrier, it’s very friendly and great with kids, but tends to bark a lot. If anyone is interested let me know and I will jump over next doors fence and get it for...
19:46 Thu 02nd Dec 20214 answers, last by maggiebee 15:39 Fri 03rd Dec 2021
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Still Got It

You know you've still got it when you're walking across the beach with your wife and there's a couple of young girls waving at you while she isn't looking. There's no way that I was ever gonna swim...
16:55 Wed 01st Dec 2021
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Doctor

"Doctor, I think I'm a moth." "It's not a doctor you need, it's a psychiatrist." "But I was on my way there when I saw your light on."...
16:15 Mon 29th Nov 2021
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Deaf Wife?

An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem. So one night, he stood behind her while she was sitting in her chair. He spoke softly to her, "Honey, can you hear me?" There was no...
13:24 Mon 29th Nov 20214 answers, last by Patsy33 14:18 Mon 29th Nov 2021
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Here is the link for tonight's fun quiz starting at 7pm https://stin.to/f0blx#...
18:28 Sun 28th Nov 2021
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Pub Landlord

Pub Landlord: "There's a storm outside. You can't go home in such bad weather -- why not spend the night here?" Patrick O'Malley: "All right. Just let me go home first and get my pyjamas first."...
14:05 Sun 28th Nov 2021
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Security Chief

The company president called the chief security guard into his office. "Dave, we've received a complaint from one of the employees that you are making obscene sexual comments and putting your hands...
14:14 Fri 26th Nov 20211 answer, last by McMouse 14:29 Fri 26th Nov 2021
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Tech Support

Tech Support: "OK Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager."...
15:38 Thu 25th Nov 20218 answers, last by ToraToraTora 19:53 Thu 25th Nov 2021
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School Note

John's teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying : "John seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about girls. " The mother wrote back the next day : " If you find...
13:13 Wed 24th Nov 2021
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Grandchildren

Three elderly people were talking about what their grandchildren would be saying about them fifty years from now. "I would like my grandchildren to say, 'He was successful in business,'" declared the...
14:25 Tue 23rd Nov 2021
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Artist

"I'm now making my living as a full-time artist." "So have you sold anything lately?" "Yes -- my car, my TV, my watch ..."...
12:35 Tue 23rd Nov 20212 answers, last by Patsy33 12:43 Tue 23rd Nov 2021
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Prince Charles

Prince Charles and Camilla are touring Iran. Charles asks the President: "Where is the Shah?" The President looks surprised, "There is no Shah, we got rid of the Shah some years ago." Charles frowned...
19:37 Mon 22nd Nov 20212 answers, last by McMouse 14:31 Tue 23rd Nov 2021
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Circus

Behind the Scenes A guy works in the circus, following the elephants with a pail and shovel. One day, his brother comes to see him. He says, “Sam, I’ve got great news. I’ve got you a job in my office....
17:10 Mon 22nd Nov 2021
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Baby

A couple had been trying for a baby for a few years without any luck. Eventually they saw a specialist who said there was a new system to help them. It involved an injection of monkey glands. Within...
13:54 Mon 22nd Nov 20213 answers, last by McMouse 17:02 Mon 22nd Nov 2021
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Swiss Holiday

My friend just got back from a trip to Switzerland. I asked him what he thought about the scenery. He said, “Oh, I couldn't see much. All these mountains were in the darn way."...
13:41 Mon 22nd Nov 2021
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

The link for tonight's quiz below. Starting at 7pm. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
16:45 Sun 21st Nov 2021
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Police Dog

What do you call a Spaniard who loses his car? Carlos __________ A police dog responds to an ad for work with the CID. "Well," says the personnel director, "You'll have to meet some strict...
15:57 Sun 21st Nov 20214 answers, last by stocksman 12:47 Mon 22nd Nov 2021
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Pet Shop

After picking up food for his daughter's cat, George spied a new bowl for the pet and grabbed it too. "Shall I have the cat's name written on the side of the bowl?" offered the pet shop store owner....
15:50 Sat 20th Nov 20211 answer, last by brian j john 23:27 Sat 20th Nov 2021
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School Photo

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and...
12:42 Sat 20th Nov 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 15:32 Sat 20th Nov 2021
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The Church

One day a man called the church office and said, "Can I speak to the head hog at the trough?" The secretary thought she heard what he said, but said, "I'm sorry, who? The caller repeated, "Can I speak...
19:48 Fri 19th Nov 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 20:22 Fri 19th Nov 2021

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