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Vasectomy

The doctor said that If I had a vasectomy I wouldn't have any kids. I went ahead and had the operation but when I got home the little *** were still there.
20:17 Wed 17th Nov 20211 answer, last by Arrods 21:18 Thu 18th Nov 2021
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Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

I found it really hard to break up with my optician girlfriend. Every time I told her I couldn't see her any more, she moved a bit closer and said, "How about now, is that any better?"...
16:54 Wed 17th Nov 20214 answers, last by Cloverjo 22:50 Thu 18th Nov 2021
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The Truckie

A truckie walks into an outback cafe with a full-grown emu behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The truckie says, 'A hamburger, chips and a coke,' and turns to the emu, 'What's yours?'...
10:02 Tue 16th Nov 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 18:20 Tue 16th Nov 2021
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Starting at 7pm is this week's fun quiz. Nothing to pay and nothing to download, just follow this link to join in the fun. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
19:05 Sun 14th Nov 2021
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Hotel Doors

We got lucky when we heard the old Cross Lanes Hotel was closing and its beautiful maple doors became available for sale as salvage items. We bought several and had them installed in our 19th-century...
17:13 Sat 13th Nov 20212 answers, last by Patsy33 17:55 Sat 13th Nov 2021
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Four Catholics

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are. The first one tells her friends, "my son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him...
14:03 Thu 11th Nov 20213 answers, last by wolf63 14:14 Thu 11th Nov 2021
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Disgraced Family?

A blonde girl was going on her first date and her grandmother gave her some advice: "The boy may try to kiss you -- it will feel good, but don't do it. He may try to go up your skirt -- but don't let...
14:18 Tue 09th Nov 20211 answer, last by pixie374 14:40 Tue 09th Nov 2021
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Plane Crash

Two young men were flying a small plane over the desert when the engine failed and they crashed. Wandering for days one young man says: "I'm so hungry I'm going to chop off my penis and eat it." "No,...
19:57 Mon 08th Nov 2021
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Noise Abatement

"Flight Easy jet LL147 Please turn right 45 degrees for noise abatement." Advised the control tower. "Roger." The pilot responded. "But we are flying at 35.000 feet, How much noise can we be making up...
17:21 Mon 08th Nov 2021
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Gorilla

Two gay gentlemen are walking through a zoo. They come across the gorillas and after a while they notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection. The gay men are fascinated by this. One of the...
12:25 Mon 08th Nov 20211 answer, last by Ken4155 12:27 Mon 08th Nov 2021
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Tonight's quiz starts at 7pm. Nothing to pay and nothing to download. Just follow this link to join in the fun. All easy questions and it only takes about 30 minutes. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
18:46 Sun 07th Nov 2021
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Actress

"Did you hear about that American actress who got stabbed?" "No, who was it?" "I don't know, Reese something or other." "Witherspoon?" "No I believe it was with a knife."...
16:37 Sun 07th Nov 20216 answers, last by Patsy33 19:15 Mon 08th Nov 2021
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The Mule

An old country farmer with serious financial problems bought a mule from another old farmer for £100, who agreed to deliver the mule the next day. However, the next day he drove up and said, "Sorry,...
12:19 Sun 07th Nov 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 19:02 Mon 08th Nov 2021
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Crossword

I was sitting next to an elderly ecclesiastical gentleman on a plane recently who was doing a crossword, after a long pause in his labour he turned to me and said, "Can you think of a four letter word...
08:23 Sun 07th Nov 20213 answers, last by fourteen85 09:08 Sun 07th Nov 2021
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Confession

A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I've had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month." The priest tells the...
14:26 Sat 06th Nov 20211 answer, last by windywillow 16:22 Thu 03rd Feb 2022
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Itchy

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed...
17:58 Thu 04th Nov 20212 answers, last by Patsy33 18:25 Thu 04th Nov 2021
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Not Speaking

Man: "I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months." Friend: "Why, you two been fighting?" Man: "No, I just don't like to interrupt her."...
16:42 Thu 04th Nov 2021
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£1000 Bet

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing £1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the...
12:32 Thu 04th Nov 20212 answers, last by maggiebee 15:07 Thu 04th Nov 2021
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The Librarian

A man walks into a bar and asks: "Can I have a pint of Less, please?" "Sorry sir," the barman says, "what's that?" "I've no idea," replies the man, "but I went to see my doctor last week and he told...
15:44 Tue 02nd Nov 20211 answer, last by jno 15:56 Tue 02nd Nov 2021
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Parcel Force

Did you hear about the man who bought a dog with no legs? He called it cigarette. He used to take it out for a drag. ________________ Did you know that the Irish recently built their own submarine?...
19:49 Mon 01st Nov 20211 answer, last by pixie374 15:58 Tue 02nd Nov 2021

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