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Two Thieves

A thief got married to a thief. They decided to give up their old ways and begin a family. Fifteen months after getting married, they were expecting a son. At the hospital their son was born and his...
14:24 Mon 01st Nov 20213 answers, last by royfromaus 23:03 Mon 01st Nov 2021
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

This week's fun quiz starts at 7pm tonight. Nothing to pay and nothing to download. Just follow this link and use an alias to see If you can be our champion of the week. All easy questions and it only...
17:21 Sun 31st Oct 2021
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In Church

One Sunday in a Welsh church a young child was acting up during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally, the...
14:25 Sun 31st Oct 2021
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Pigeon

An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves himself on the woman's head. "Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper." "What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."...
09:06 Sun 31st Oct 2021
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Unfaithful

Jim was startled to see the nonchalant way John was taking the fact that his lady love was seen with another man. "You said you love her and yet you saw her with another man and you didn't knock the...
11:40 Sat 30th Oct 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 15:08 Sat 30th Oct 2021
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The Vicars Seminar

Not too long ago a large seminar was held for vicars in training. Among the speakers were many well known motivational speakers. One such boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd's...
14:14 Thu 28th Oct 2021
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Museum

Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned to an attendant standing nearby. "This," she said, "I suppose, is one of those hideous ugly representations you call modern art?" "No, Madam," replied the...
15:45 Tue 26th Oct 2021
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Turkey

Blonde Sharon: "Would you please help me I bought a 10 pound turkey. Could you tell me how long to cook it in my new microwave?" “Just a minute,” the food editor said, as he turned to check his...
13:33 Tue 26th Oct 20212 answers, last by -SharonA- 14:08 Wed 27th Oct 2021
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Planes

A mother and her son were flying Jet2 Airlines from Manchester to Alicante. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have...
16:30 Mon 25th Oct 2021
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My Bed

When we were dating, my girlfriend would make love to me on my water bed like a sex-starved wild beast who would go on and on. So we called my bed our "Ocean Of Motion Love Potion". Now that we are...
11:45 Mon 25th Oct 20214 answers, last by Patsy33 17:28 Mon 25th Oct 2021
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

The link for tonight's quiz is below. Nothing to pay and nothing to download. It only takes about 30 minutes and all easy questions. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
17:02 Sun 24th Oct 2021
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A New Life

Tom had been in business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quit his job and bought 50 acres of land in the Scottish highlands as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman...
11:31 Sat 23rd Oct 20212 answers, last by aniket 09:25 Sun 24th Oct 2021
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Rats

A man asks the chemist: "Do you have anything to get rid of rats?" "No," says the chemist. "Have you tried Boots?" "No, I want to poison them, not kick them to death."...
15:50 Fri 22nd Oct 2021
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Neighbour

Wife: "Did you notice how sweet our neighbour is to his wife? He kisses her all the time. Why don't you do that?" Husband: "I would love to. But I hardly I know the woman."...
12:29 Fri 22nd Oct 20211 answer, last by Canary42 16:32 Fri 22nd Oct 2021
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New Marriage

A woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman sexually. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal...
11:34 Thu 21st Oct 20211 answer, last by Canary42 01:22 Fri 22nd Oct 2021
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Sign Language

A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign language to speak to them. When the bartender returned to him, the man...
18:52 Wed 20th Oct 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 10:30 Thu 21st Oct 2021
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The Politician

A politician visited a village and asked what their needs were. ”We have 2 basic needs sir,” replied the villager. “Firstly, we have a hospital, but there’s no doctor.” On hearing this, politician...
14:58 Wed 20th Oct 20212 answers, last by Patsy33 17:11 Wed 20th Oct 2021
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Baby Examination

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found it somewhat below normal. The doctor...
11:06 Wed 20th Oct 20212 answers, last by Hopkirk 21:38 Wed 20th Oct 2021
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Making It In Hollywood

This good looking man walks into an agent's office in Hollywood and says "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials. The agent asked,...
15:55 Tue 19th Oct 20214 answers, last by Hopkirk 16:53 Tue 19th Oct 2021
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Dead Goldfish

Little Kathy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there,...
12:11 Tue 19th Oct 20211 answer, last by DTCwordfan 12:14 Tue 19th Oct 2021

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