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Making A Will

A man went to his lawyer and stated, "I would like to make a will but I don't know exactly how to go about it." The lawyer said, "No problem, leave it all to me." The man looked somewhat upset as he...
15:42 Sat 18th Sep 2021
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Throwing Rocks

"I'm ashamed of you," the mother said. "Fighting with your best friend is a terrible thing to do!" "He threw a rock at me!" the boy said. "So I threw one at him." The mother said, "When he threw a...
14:41 Thu 16th Sep 2021
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Now The Wife's Playing Golf

Sidney was not having a good day on the golf course. After he missed a 12-inch putt, his partner asked him what the problem was. "It's the wife," said Sid. "As you know, she's taken up golf, and since...
15:55 Wed 15th Sep 20211 answer, last by DTCwordfan 18:36 Wed 15th Sep 2021
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The Golfer

A man and his wife were having an argument in bed. He finally jumped up and took a blanket to the couch. The next day the wife feeling bad about what happened decided to buy her husband a gift, and...
11:52 Wed 15th Sep 20212 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:37 Wed 15th Sep 2021
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Chinese Immigrants

Fu, Bu, and Chu immigrated to the UK from China. They decided to make their names sound more British. Bu called himself "Buck." Chu called himself "Chuck." But Fu had to go back to China....
13:18 Tue 14th Sep 2021
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Newly Weds

Q. Did you hear about the Irish newlyweds who sat up all night on their honeymoon waiting for their sexual relations to arrive?
18:40 Mon 13th Sep 20212 answers, last by vhugocid 04:05 Wed 15th Sep 2021
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Sunday Evening Quiz

The link for tonight's fun quiz is below. It starts at 7pm and only takes about 30 minutes. There's nothing to pay and nothing to download. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
15:23 Sun 12th Sep 2021
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In Labour

"Push harder!" I shouted at my wife while she was in labour. "I hate you, I hate you more than I've ever hated anyone!" she screamed back at me. Bit harsh I thought… it wasn't my fault the car broke...
14:45 Sun 12th Sep 20215 answers, last by sanmac 23:26 Mon 13th Sep 2021
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Cockroaches

Customer: "Do you have any cockroaches?" Clerk: "Yes we sell them to the fishermen." Customer: " I would like 20,000 of them." Clerk: "What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches?" Customer: "I'm...
12:47 Sun 12th Sep 20211 answer, last by maggiebee 11:47 Tue 14th Sep 2021
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Faulty Dishwasher

Wanda's dishwasher breaks down so she calls a repairman. Since she has to go to work the next day, she tells him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter,...
08:21 Sun 12th Sep 20212 answers, last by Ken4155 13:39 Sun 12th Sep 2021
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The Mummy

An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy, a rather rare occurrence in Israel, to say the least. After examining it, he called Abe, the...
12:05 Sat 11th Sep 20212 answers, last by devayaani 16:32 Sat 11th Sep 2021
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Poor Kelly

My god! What happened to you?" the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast. "I got in a tiff with Riley." "Riley? He's just a wee fellow," the barkeep said, surprised....
11:47 Fri 10th Sep 20212 answers, last by aelmpvw 12:07 Fri 10th Sep 2021
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Helicopters V Women

Why Helicopters are Better than Women 1. A helicopter will kill you quickly . . . a woman takes her time. 2. Helicopters can be turned on by a flick of a switch. 3. A helicopter does not get mad if...
18:11 Thu 09th Sep 2021
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The Pirate Captain

There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. After observing this behaviour for a few months, one of the crew members asked him...
13:10 Thu 09th Sep 20212 answers, last by tonyav 23:09 Fri 10th Sep 2021
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Polish Man And English Woman

A Polish man moved to London and married an English girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could...
11:22 Thu 09th Sep 2021
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Me, An Athlete?

I'm sure my wife thinks I'm an athlete. She just said to me "You've been out three nights running."...
17:01 Wed 08th Sep 20212 answers, last by Patsy33 18:35 Wed 08th Sep 2021
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Avoiding Lessons

"Jill," a teacher reprimanded the teenager in the hall, "Do you mind telling me whose class you're avoiding this time?" "Like," the young teen replied, "uh, see, okay, like it's like I really don't...
15:05 Wed 08th Sep 2021
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Plumber Call Out

This woman called a plumber out. The plumber said "Where's the drip?" The woman replied: "The soft *** is in the kitchen trying to fix the damn leak."...
16:29 Tue 07th Sep 2021
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Decent Proposal

Jimmie, an 80-year-old gentleman, retired to Florida after his wife of 58 years had passed away. He was quite alone in the world and longed for companionship again. One day, as he was walking through...
12:37 Tue 07th Sep 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 14:12 Tue 07th Sep 2021
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The Opera Singer

A man went to Rome to study opera. At his first venue he sang his heart out and the audience shouted "Sing it again." So he sang it again and the audience shouted "Sing it again." This happened once...
13:01 Mon 06th Sep 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 13:05 Mon 06th Sep 2021

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