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carliex
So yesterday I was making an important phone call while my partner took my daughter in the other room (not her dad) his phone bleeped so I picked it up saw a girls name, I handed it to him and said...
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Mamyalynne
Have a great day !!
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johnk
Can you make custard from the powder in the mic, does it thicken?
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LochNessMonster
I'm making dinner this year as my partner has been ill. she is okay for now but this may be a blip with my cooking ? Were having: Homemade Vegtable soup. Steak pie with Roast potatoes and Vegtables...
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AB Editor
I managed to make up the following two jokes: #1 "We knew he was il." #2 "I guess his Korea is over." Okay, your turn!...
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EvianBaby
Have a look at the video of the Dog at the end of the article. Made me right chuckle it did! http://www.dailymail....al-Wedding-spoof.html...
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crisgal
perhaps sqad or somene else can give an opinion on my knee. There's nothing to see - no bruising, redness or swelling, and it doesn't hurt when i walk. BUT, for the last week or so, if i kneel on it...
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lynbrown
Dont read this if you are eating! I have a cold and thought it was getting better but I feel choked today, when I blow my nose, its green and when i cough its also green. Is this an infection?
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rowanwitch
not too soon to ask is it???? ducks behind a cupboard with fit of giggles...
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lankeela
I have just had a lovely bacon sarnie...... wonder how many of you will feed the need to go and make one?
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dave50
Dont you find it sickly when everyone links arms and sings 'Auld Lang Syne' (what ever that means) and 'You'll never walk alone' (scousers think it's their song) at the end of the night? Makes me want...
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divegirl
Today I was diagnosed with cervical cancer and I just don't know what to do or where to turn. I've been a member here for a good few years and tbh I don't really know why I'm posting this but I'm sat...
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BigRooster
My wife has just been suspended from work and because of the nature of the job it needs to be investigated . Now as nothing like this has happened to us before we are finding the whole thing very...
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tinkerbell23
Punching above my weight im sure.. Just a thanks to all who have supported me!!! And pls pray or whatever it is u do for me. Xx <3 x...
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cazzz1975
the most useless thing you have ever bought that cost more than 50 quid?
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waterboatman
Tuesday morning and it's gloomy outside. Still; only two days and the nights get shorter and the days get longer. Now THAT is something worth celebrating is it not! Have a happy day everyone....
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Dee Sa
I stood behind an old english guy in the post office cum supermarket. He wished the man behind the PO counter a merry xmas and asked what they were doing on xmas day, the PO guy [Asian] looked a bit...
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kathirvelu
one of my friend facing the sexal problem, he s 26 age past 26 years he doesnt do masturbutation , once if tried sperms release doesnt come everytime, the thing is at the night sleepy time it will...

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