Ladies and Gents, i'm going to be a bit personal now. I know it's unlike me to ever discuss the act of intimacy but I thought i'd break the habit of a lifetime and start a thread. So go on then folks....
I am looking for inspiration for a birthday gift for an 80 year old man. Unfortunately he cannot move about too much anymore and is a real homebird, preferring not to leave his house and garden. He...
Hello guys.... I am a total gardening novice. I have recently moved house and we only have a small yard space out back. It is quite open and one half is a complete sun trap the other shaded the entire...
Senior medical researchers have discovered a worrying trend since the World Cup fixtures were announced - Apparently, over-consumption of Lager can lead to reduction in the size of the penis. the...
I have moved into a lovely house, with great garden, but I find myself relgated to upstairs lest my nightmare neighbours spot me. Don't get me wrong they are very friendly . . . a little TOO freindly!...
I have a very pretty weed which blooms for months on end . The flowers open up with the early morning sun and close when it gets dark. It grows into clumps with quite shallow roots . The leaves are...
How do you best describe a Gardener who finally admits he is actually gay? Would it be "Coming out of the Shed " Funny how the mind wanders when using a Hoe.