Senior medical researchers have discovered a worrying trend since the World Cup fixtures were announced - Apparently, over-consumption of Lager can lead to reduction in the size of the penis. the...
I have moved into a lovely house, with great garden, but I find myself relgated to upstairs lest my nightmare neighbours spot me. Don't get me wrong they are very friendly . . . a little TOO freindly!...
I have a very pretty weed which blooms for months on end . The flowers open up with the early morning sun and close when it gets dark. It grows into clumps with quite shallow roots . The leaves are...
How do you best describe a Gardener who finally admits he is actually gay? Would it be "Coming out of the Shed " Funny how the mind wanders when using a Hoe.
I know I'm not the only one who has told these 2 to get a room, and there seem to have been some doubters that it's true, but I think the whole thing is lovely and I hope it works out for them. It's...
I need to sew my bra up (there's a hole the wire is coming out of), take molly for a walk, do her dinner, decide what to wear, have a bath and wash my hair, dry my hair, do my makeup and get dressed,...
a) achieved in life b) regret in life Personally... a) piloted an aircraft (always wanted to do it from a young boy) got the woman of my dreams after many years of just saying 'hello' to her so many...
Sports direct were selling England Custom car kits, I;ve now got the following on me little motor: 2 x number plate england stickers 2 x bumper stickers aur freshener twin fluffy dice england silver...