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doctor spock
chap on night out gets some coloured and flavoured condoms from vending machine. Says to wife, do you fancy a bit of fun. I'll put one on, you guess the flavour. He goes upstairs, she follows. She...
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pauliwauli2
How can you really make yourself LOOK intelligent? I've heard that carrying a pen can, but anything else? Merci beaucoup!
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red~bez
Hiya ABers....... I don't use MSN much these days, but tonight I signed in and someone I thought I knew has made me think otherwise. Should I go with my instincts and just block them?......I really...
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rugeleyboy
when the queen steps down or god forbid joins here mom in the posh part of heaven............. whats the national anthem gonna be?? god save our king just dont ring true to me??
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Bird Legs
Old man Muskowitz was getting along in years. He decided to retire and let his three sons run the company - they manufactured a wide variety of nails. The sons thought they could increase market-share...
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FoxLee
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl. The priest asks "Is that you Johnny Byrne?" Yes Father it is. And who was the girl you were with? I can't tell you Father, I don't...
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Where has everyone gone?
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rugeleyboy
does raikkonen not like hamilton. i noticed in the last race rakkonen was a miserable git but in the weeks race he never congratulated him of shook his hand??
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mrknowall
"Well happy easter to you all" Has anyone got a spare egg ? As i didn't get any. And if you were lucky to get one was it big or small or did you get something else ?
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rugeleyboy
after winning something for myself on ebay an item that cost ?400 and i was so pleased with myself that i told my wife and she made me feel so bad that i have been mentaly forced into buying her a...
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legend758
Just read in the paper today that married couples have 65% less sex than single folk do.So if they dont marry for sex and only for love,can someone explain why when married folk have affairs they...
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Bazzad
Who plays the officer questiong joanne in the factory
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mittendust
has anyone found any good deals on those summerhouse/shed things which go inthe garden?>
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jamesy boy
..Come on, any ideas how it ends?
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stoat the ba
what makes your cherry pop?
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bobtheduck-
would you most like to sit in a soup ladle with, while playing marbles with, while singing along to the proclaimers first album, while wearing a magnolia cat suit and eating a cheese and beetroot...
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bearpooch
Help! I need some advice. Ideally from someone who has been through the court re-possession process. I have 6 months arrears on my mortgage (which is huge to be honest) and I've found out today that...
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mrknowall
What im saying can you see your self reaching 90+ I speak to the old guys in the pub the things the all ate dripping butteys all the fat on the meat, Bacon rine And the work they did no H/S like...

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