Hello everybody. Everytime I start picking the dried excrement off my face I get little bits in my eyes and it really hurts. My colostomy bag is full now and leaking out all over me. Oh the smell is...
What is going on with this weather. My little weather do- hicky is telling me its 18c out there and having been in the garden I agree with it. My strawberrys have new flowers on them. I have buds on...
As some of you know, I have a rather tempestuous relationship with my youngest child, he is now three. Since he has been ten months old he has been very highly strung. He is turning into an out and...
Quick n easy minestrone soup Prep 10 mins Cooking 25 mins Serves: 4 carrots leeks garlic olive oil purple sprouting broccoli salt and pepper fruselli pasta chicken or vegetable stock Cut all the...
Just finished Crysis Warlord. You end up with a supersonic plasma gun to kill the big bad monsters. I let the missus have a go with my shiny plasma gun and it went off in her hand. Stupid women.
Was murdered last night in Cannock Staffs. He was our decorator, i spent most of last year and this year working with him, we became good friends. He was deliberately run over by this animal that just...
My man is constantly receiving forwards of naked women from his friends. I tell him I don't appreciate it, and yet he still saves them and looks at them all the time...he even put one of them on his...
sadly my mother in law has passed away this morning, my wife phoned me at 1.30 to tell me the sad news. i have now got to tell my children when they wake that thier beloved nan has died. i know how i...
In memory of my father..... I know it's a private thing,but I just had to share my thoughts with the nice people on AB.A year ago today my father passed away in his sleep.He was really weak and...
Hello all, I was wondering what other people thought of the following things and if I should take the matter further. One of the houses near to mine has been showing some unusual behaviour of late....