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The Dance.............

A Sailor with a wooden eye went to a dance. At the dance there also a woman with a peg leg. With both of them being disabled no one wanted to dance with them. Knowing that only the peg-legged woman...
16:10 Mon 26th Feb 20187 answers, last by Ken4155 17:45 Mon 26th Feb 2018
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Three Words..............

A 71 year old man is having a drink in a bar. Suddenly a gorgeous 19 year old girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that he just can’t take his eyes off her. After a...
15:48 Mon 26th Feb 20188 answers, last by Patsy33 18:33 Mon 26th Feb 2018
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The Helpful Wife...............

Police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir ." The driver says, "Goodness, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun...
12:06 Thu 22nd Feb 20182 answers, last by marval 18:18 Thu 22nd Feb 2018
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On A Cowboys Tombstone..............

Written on a cowboys tombstone........... Five rules for men to follow for a happy life............. 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a...
19:29 Mon 19th Feb 20184 answers, last by Garaman 07:21 Tue 20th Feb 2018
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Tree Surgeon..........

Paddy applying for a job as a tree surgeon is asked lots of technical questions which he answers expertly, he even gives the Latin names for the trees and tells of the cures for the diseases. The...
12:07 Fri 16th Feb 20185 answers, last by Tilly2 21:04 Fri 16th Feb 2018
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The Stars............

A girl asks a boy: "Peter, how much do you love me?" The boy looks her in the eyes, "Look up at the stars, that's how much I love you." The girl is confused, “But it’s morning, there are no...
19:08 Sun 11th Feb 20181 answer, last by zebo 11:09 Mon 12th Feb 2018
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Camel V Elephant...............

A camel meets an elephant. The elephant asks jokingly: “Why do you have two breasts on your back?” The camel replies: “With a face like yours, I’d just shut up.”...
19:22 Fri 09th Feb 20187 answers, last by Georgiesmum 23:04 Fri 09th Feb 2018
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Ol' Blue................

A young jackaroo from outback Queensland goes off to university, but halfway through the semester he has squandered all of his money. He calls home. 'Dad,' he says, 'you won't believe what modern...
15:34 Thu 08th Feb 2018
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The Clinic..........

I went to the sperm clinic earlier. The lady asked me if I'd like to masturbate in the cup. I said, "I'm good but I'm not ready to compete in a tournament yet.".............
16:35 Tue 06th Feb 20183 answers, last by Chipchopper 20:15 Tue 06th Feb 2018
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Extracts From Tenants Letters To The Council...............

1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow. 2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. 3. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly...
18:00 Sun 04th Feb 20184 answers, last by marval 14:22 Tue 06th Feb 2018
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Two Women Talking In Heaven..........

Woman 1 - Hi Woman 2 - Hi, How did you die? Woman 1 - I froze to death Woman 2 - How horrible Woman 1 - It wasn't so bad. After I stopped shaking from the cold, I began to warm and felt sleepy and...
16:13 Thu 01st Feb 20183 answers, last by Patsy33 16:42 Thu 01st Feb 2018
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Newly Weds..............

A couple of horse people got married and book into the hotel. The manager notices that there are traces of confetti about them. The manager says, "You can have the bridal suite at no extra cost." The...
15:37 Thu 01st Feb 20182 answers, last by Patsy33 15:50 Thu 01st Feb 2018
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Just A Weeeeee Bit.......

An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce children beyond comparison. With that as his mission he began searching for...
14:25 Mon 15th Jan 2018
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Knock Knock..............

Knock knock Who's there? Grandad Stop the funeral!...
14:13 Mon 15th Jan 20181 answer, last by Garaman 19:01 Mon 15th Jan 2018
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Fire....

The house of a man with wooden legs caught fire. The fire brigade attended. They saved the house but he was burnt to the ground.......
14:15 Sat 13th Jan 20182 answers, last by Everhelpful 23:24 Sun 14th Jan 2018
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Game.......

One evening I saw a woman standing on a street corner. I said to her, “Are you game?” She said, “Yes.” So I shot her..........
14:05 Sat 13th Jan 2018
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Aussie Cop...............

An Australian policeman pulled over a driver who had been weaving in and out of the traffic. He approached the car window and said, “Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyser.” The man...
15:28 Fri 12th Jan 20183 answers, last by Hopkirk 19:15 Fri 12th Jan 2018
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The Paper Bag...........

A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag. The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man,...
15:17 Tue 09th Jan 20182 answers, last by Patsy33 17:06 Tue 09th Jan 2018
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Take The Wife For A Drive........

Husband: Doctor, this is Mr Smith. Has the wife's test results come back yet? Doctor: Yes, but they are a little unclear. She has got either Aids or Alzheimer's. Husband: What do I do now? Doctor:...
11:47 Mon 08th Jan 20182 answers, last by Patsy33 12:42 Mon 08th Jan 2018

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