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Japanese Sex..............

A Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex. Husband: ‘Sukitaki.’ Wife replies: ‘Kowanini!’ Husband says: ‘Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!’ Wife on her...
14:57 Mon 07th Sep 20155 answers, last by RattlingBones 19:23 Tue 08th Sep 2015
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Lovers Lane.........

A policeman was patrolling late at night off the main road. At nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, in lovers' lane, with the interior light brightly glowing. He carefully approaches the car to...
14:54 Mon 07th Sep 20151 answer, last by marval 14:56 Mon 07th Sep 2015
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Grandfathers Don't Know Everything...

Charlie was 4 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other boys, when he came into the house and asked , 'Grandpa, what's that called when...
14:49 Mon 07th Sep 20151 answer, last by marval 22:27 Mon 07th Sep 2015
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How To Tell The Sex Of A Fly..........

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband standing around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked. "Yes, 3 males, 2...
13:44 Fri 04th Sep 2015
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Peanuts.........

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he...
13:39 Fri 04th Sep 20152 answers, last by jim360 12:52 Sat 05th Sep 2015
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The Confessional Box....

I went into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On one wall, there's a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey...
13:36 Fri 04th Sep 2015
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It's Hell To Be Old..............

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.' The...
17:55 Thu 03rd Sep 20154 answers, last by Shaglene 15:11 Mon 30th Jul 2018
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Doctors..............

A young doctor moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become used to a...
17:50 Thu 03rd Sep 20151 answer, last by Georgiesmum 07:10 Fri 04th Sep 2015
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The Plane Leaves Heathrow.......

The plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a...
14:13 Mon 31st Aug 20152 answers, last by coffeeboy 15:17 Mon 31st Aug 2015
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Superman..............

One day Superman was feeling a bit horny. So he asked his super hero friends for ideas on where he could get a bit of action. "Hey Batman! Who's good in the sack?" "Well Superman, everyone knows that....
14:06 Mon 31st Aug 2015
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The Sandwich Bar..........

Paddy goes into a sandwich bar and says, "How much are the cheese rolls?" He is told,"Two for £1." Paddy says,"How much is one?" "75p." Paddy says, "I'll take the other one."...
15:08 Sun 30th Aug 20151 answer, last by Georgiesmum 15:13 Sun 30th Aug 2015
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You Mag.

15a. People who are authorised to act on behalf of others ?r?x???...
08:04 Sun 30th Aug 20154 answers, last by Shaglene 08:08 Sun 30th Aug 2015
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The Washing Machine..........

A man is walking behind his wife and says, "Your ass is getting so big it looks like a washing machine." The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking. Bedtime comes around, the man starts getting amorous....
18:16 Fri 28th Aug 20152 answers, last by janbee 04:50 Sat 29th Aug 2015
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An Old Lamp.....

Two Aussies, Ferret & Knackers, were adrift in a life boat. While rummaging through the boat's provisions Ferret stumbled across an old lamp. He rubbed it vigorously, sure enough out popped a genie ....
14:57 Fri 28th Aug 20151 answer, last by janbee 04:57 Sat 29th Aug 2015
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Cheap Parrot...............

A guy is browsing in a pet shop, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, 'Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot.?' The parrot says, 'I...
14:55 Fri 28th Aug 20151 answer, last by -Talbot- 15:00 Fri 28th Aug 2015
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He Said To Me..............

He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He said to me ......
14:47 Fri 28th Aug 20151 answer, last by janbee 04:58 Sat 29th Aug 2015
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A Strange Sound.........

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery.... He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" The monks...
12:56 Thu 27th Aug 20151 answer, last by janbee 05:02 Sat 29th Aug 2015
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The Glasgow Copper............

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education...
12:46 Thu 27th Aug 20151 answer, last by janbee 05:04 Sat 29th Aug 2015
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The Will............

Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him. He asks for 2 witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his...
12:43 Thu 27th Aug 20151 answer, last by janbee 05:05 Sat 29th Aug 2015
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A Pinch Of Gunpowder..........

A tough old sheep farmer from Scotland gave some good advice to his granddaughter. He told her that the secret to a long life was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder onto her porridge every morning. The...
12:40 Thu 27th Aug 20152 answers, last by janbee 05:06 Sat 29th Aug 2015

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