Tier 1 - Celebrate Christmas Tier 2 - You can have a sort of Christmas Tier 3 - A minimal Christmas Tier 4 - No Christmas Tier 5 - If you even try to watch Elf, a SWAT team will burst into your house....
The well known author John Le Carre has died.
https://news.sky.com/story/john-le-carre-british-author-of-tinker-tailor-soldier-spy-author-dies-12160814...
I don’t mean to be a grinch however.... to those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your windows, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together?...
I wish ITV stop messing with the programme times for Coronation Street. Thinking it was two separate episodes, I've rushed into kitchen to do the dishes only to find on my return the episode was still...
Paddy finds a sandwich with 2 wires sticking out of it. He phones the police "Bejesus, I've found a sandwich that looks like a bomb!!" The police operator asks "is it tickin?? Paddy says "No, I think...
Been putting up the xmas decorations but I was starving so I ended up eating half the decorations from my living room, Bad move, I've been diagnosed with tinselitis!!
If you are vulnerable, here is the free link to get vitamin D.
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/coronavirus-covid-19/people-at-higher-risk/get-vitamin-d-supplements/...
Recently updated desktop to Windows 10. Connected printer at the time, lights came on but did not use printer at time. Now I need to use it, won't printed claiming it is not connected to USB. Have...
Paddy is buying his tea in the chippy..........
"Would you like anything on your chips?"
"Does it cost extra?"
"Ten pence."
"Alright, I'll have four sausages and a steak pie."...
Police knock on door of Paddy's house. "Evening, we just doing covid spot checks" says the policeman. "How many people you have in there??" He asks. "6" says Paddy. " Can we come in and check?" "No"...
Paddy says to Mick "I found this pen. Is it yours?" Mick replies "I dunno. Give it here" He tries it and says to Paddy, "Yes it is" Paddy asks "How do you know? Mick replies "That's my handwriting!"...