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I received an email from an hacker, claiming to use drive by exploit to gain access to my computer. More worryingly he knew my password which I had changed way back in June. I have reported this as...
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Boris Johnson has made no attempt to go to Brussels.
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"Let's say we brexit on the 31st October. Can any leave voters tell me what problems in your lives that will now be solved? How will leaving the EU improve life for you and your family? What is the...
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Paddy & Murphy are doing the crossword puzzle. Paddy asks: "How do you spell paint?" Murphy replies: "What colour??"...
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One of the questions on Pointless was about Adam & Eve realising they were naked & having to wear clothes. Now my question is; if they were the first people on earth how did they know about...
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Paddy went for an interview and he was very successful as he got the job. His new boss proceed to explain how things work and what he would be doing. "Right the pay you'll be starting on is £15" The...
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I have a dog I need to re-home. It is a black and white terrier and tends to barks a lot. If you are interested, let me know and I will jump over my neighbours fence and get it for you....
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Thunder, lightning the works here in East London!!!!
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*** twice a week is good for your health. *** gives proper relaxation for your mind. *** refreshes you. After *** don't eat too much; go for more liquids. When *** try to stay in...
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The cost of living is now so high that the wife is having sex with me as she cannot afford to buy batteries!
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An undercover cop called at my farm in the sticks yesterday evening. "I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs" he said. "By all means officer, but just don't go in that field over there"...
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After being addicted to nesquik for over 10 years, I decided it was time to go cold turkey. It's Day 3 now and I haven't got the shakes....
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I am looking for an insurance company that will provide health insurance for a period of six months away and will cover over 65's. Most of them only cover travel and then only for short periods. I...
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I keep my vodka in the freezer and this evening going to make a drink for my friend she says that the vodka is no good as it was frozen and came out like a slushy. What do you reckon? it's Smirnoff....
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. . . . . . . I see the Irish will be in the GUINNESS book of records!!!!...
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I have never heard anyone doing this before. What do you think is wrong? Is it Parkinson's??...
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For all those men who say 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?' Here's an update for you, nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why, because women realise it is not worth buying...
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These two are teaming up together for the mixed doubles. Their first game is Friday and this surely is a must see for us tennis fans....
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A prisoner serving 12 years in prison managed to escape. He finally arrived at his home, exhausted & tired. His wife said to him, "It said on the news you escaped at one o'clock. It is now 10pm!!...
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Paddy's Wife said to him, "Oh sweetheart, what did you do to deserve a woman like me?" Paddy replies "God knows, but I won't be doing it again!"...

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