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bruce5755
Why is it that most tailgaters seem to be Peugeot drivers?  Whenever I look in the rear view mirror I see those "cats eye headlamps" up my bum!  Or is it that lions just love to eat...
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abla
what year was camila parker born?
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slimfandango
What are faggots and what do they taste like?
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marmaduke
My friend Keith's lips always go purple when he drinks red wine; is there anything he can do to stop this from happening? He doesn't wipe his lips before and after every sip/gulp.
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milly1984
I'm getting some food from a really nice takeaway tonight. They do kebabs, baked potatos, burgers, garlic bread, chips...loads and loads of other things. I'm not bothered about being healthy tonight,...
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Skids
Continuing chinadoll's thread below.... I saw an old lady get into her car and reverse. As she did so she scraped her car all the way down the side of some other guy's parked car. As she drove off he...
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Loosehead
What's your pet hate relating to things that people ignore in the highway code? Mine is when you are walking across a side road and a car tries to turn in and blasts their horn at you for having the...
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cazz218
why can't i afford an Audi Quattro TT when i really want one ?? 
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Englishbird
My friend has 6 points on her licence and has just had two more speeding tickets come through which will take her up to 12 points Has anyone been in this situation - if she loses her licence she will...
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ericabond
here is a test for this system - which bored, kind, under 20 y/o person of dubious parentage, stole two of the hubcaps off my BM at the weekend?
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brawburd
well, that's what Kotex adverts seem to imply.  These have been a bug-bear of mine for ages now.  The most recent being wrappers which don't make a noise.  Why?  Should young girls...
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mongos bird
Can anyone recall a cartoon from the seventies which had a baddie who had a side kick who was a toad?  When the side kick used to mess up, the baddie would smack him with a fly swatter and the...
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ath
how will my kittens know where to come home when they venture out of the garden?
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donegal
what's the best beer
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yeahyeahyeah
Hey is there anything good on TV tonight?
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Andy008
When I'm sober I'm a perfectly civil, affable bloke. However, when I'm drunk, I'm a f**king ****. Why is this?
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Dom Tuk
I dont usually watch these stupid 'solve a series of murders in 1 hr by a pschologist/profiler' type of garbage and i had forgotten why! Last nights episode of Wire Blood provided ample proof. A...
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QmunkE
To my mind, this new law is unenforceable in its current form. I'm not totally sure of the punishment structuring, but if fines/community service/jail sentences are the only options, then there is...
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grace41
We are thinking of visiting Las Vegas and have been told that when there you can get free magazines or booklets with discount vouchers in for restaurants shops etc. I believe they are...
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gokhan
i was driving at night...i stopped by the police,saying i was doing 85mph in 60mph speed zone......he gave me a 3 points and ?60 fine........and i have to produce my papers to police station..i have...

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