not really a joke but thought I'd share.. I have a little Satnav It sits there in my car A Satnav is a driver's friend It tells you where you are I have a little Satnav I've had it all my adult life...
my boss, "what do you want me to do with this 50 metre roll of bubblewrap"?
"just pop it over there in the corner" he replied........... Took me two days!...
The Australians didn't do very well in the athletics, but of course if they could run quickly they wouldn't have been Australian in the first place........
Once again got shampoo in my eyes whilst showering and it hurt like hell. Do the manufacturers put this stinging agent in the shampoo to make us keep it out of our eyes as the shampoo is bad for them....
George Thompson, a scientist from Oxford University, announced his latest invention. George has designed a bra which prevents women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops nipples...
were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has...
Several men are in the locker room at the golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen....
I'll bet you never knew this !!! In the original native culture of Thailand, when males reached the age of 18 they had to participate in the following ceremony. They stood naked in a large circle,...
I certainly didn't know this - won't be using the lucky dip option any more! Taken from the actual Euromillions web-site: "The easiest way to make sure that you are playing random lottery numbers...
When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another...
walks back into his shop after a short break and sees a man leaning against the wall. "What's wrong with him?" he asks his assistant "He came in for cough syrup but I couldn't find any...
had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43...
Does anyone know who the player on the right is? John Pratt was at Tottenham between 1965 and 1979 if that helps.... [IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/izcbko.jpg[/IMG] or http://i46.tinypic.com/izcbko.jpg...
