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Must be time for some puns?

Back in the 1800's the Tate's Watch Company of Massachusetts wanted to produce other products, and since they already made the cases for watches, they used them to produce compasses. The new compasses...
17:17 Mon 12th Dec 201136 answers, last by bigbadmarty 20:33 Thu 22nd Dec 2011
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dotty.

HMRC have sent me a cheque for £100.76p

apparently I overpaid on my PAYE last financial year, if I had owed them this moneyu, would I have managed to not pay it for this long?
16:41 Mon 12th Dec 201127 answers, last by icemaiden 22:27 Mon 12th Dec 2011
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bigbadmarty

Old joke heard last night

Santa is sat on the end of the bed pulling off his boxers . Mrs Claus enters and says " Leave the dogs alone , Rudolf will get jealous...."
12:30 Sun 11th Dec 20118 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:54 Sun 11th Dec 2011
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Celtigra3

Classic FM Jan Issue

Stuck on two and no amount of searching or sites has helped. 32a 7 letters ???u??r -French scientist and inventor of alcohol thermometer and temperature scale named after him. 20d, 4,4 D**s i**e...
17:52 Fri 09th Dec 20116 answers, last by Celtigra3 18:04 Fri 09th Dec 2011
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missprim

The Rabbi's widow

In a small town in the Old Country, the Rabbi died. His widow, the Rebbetzin, was so disconsolate that the people of the town decided that she ought to get married again. But the town was so small...
18:22 Tue 06th Dec 20111 answer, last by sidkid 20:07 Tue 06th Dec 2011
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flitty

inglorius bastards

Just seen this film and was wondering did the actors actually learn all thier lines in the languages or are they cleverly dubbed.
22:54 Mon 05th Dec 201139 answers, last by askyourgran 22:30 Tue 06th Dec 2011
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starone

Nice smell

I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom. I can barely walk, but whenever I break wind, the room smells lovely....
10:19 Tue 06th Dec 20115 answers, last by missprim 17:13 Tue 06th Dec 2011
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MantaRay

TV background music - can it be switched off?

I am told that the latest generation of tv's have a red button or something to enable the background music to be turned off during tv programmes. Is this correct?
08:12 Mon 05th Dec 201116 answers, last by andy-hughes 11:39 Tue 06th Dec 2011
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sunny-dave

Tide of filth now hits waitrose ...

http://s3.amazonaws.c...mGLgIy%2BpXRAWWAmM%3D http://s1-02.twitpicp...s/large/462259987.jpg...
16:51 Sat 03rd Dec 201119 answers, last by missprim 18:37 Sat 03rd Dec 2011
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sidkid

Out of the mouths......

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am...
14:25 Sat 03rd Dec 20116 answers, last by cupid04 22:35 Sat 03rd Dec 2011
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fliptheswitch

Birthday ideas....

It's my Boyf's birthday soon, and I need ideas! What do you get the man who has everything (like literally!)...
01:25 Sat 03rd Dec 201177 answers, last by jno 12:13 Sat 03rd Dec 2011
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mungbeanz

PayPal problems

Recently the wife joined ebay and paypal as well. Everything was fine and her Paypal account was verified. She did the bank account thing and the phone call. Everything looked fine. Then she decided...
14:34 Wed 30th Nov 201113 answers, last by AlBags 23:14 Thu 01st Dec 2011
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tublo

Local Cryptic Crossword

4 letters H__A__ Cure sounds like cad 9 letters __L__N__S__D__ A hypotenuse is next 2 & 4 letters __T __A__L Standing by, everyone holds sort of cat...
20:12 Tue 29th Nov 20117 answers, last by tublo 20:29 Tue 29th Nov 2011
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poodledoo

You wear it well

26)Smitten 32)Sounds as though its left on the beach 36)Add direction to make fun of someone 37)More than one Mr Silver (2 words) 47)Right after the fire Answers are all items of clothing or footwear....
15:23 Tue 29th Nov 201112 answers, last by potterer 09:36 Wed 30th Nov 2011
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sheeshee

answers are sources of water

1 a sport you can also drive, 2 nothing more than 3 a style of dancing 4 scald 5 noise 6 where you would find a ragdoll 7 add an insect to a bird 8 sounds like a strand of hair 9 shared resources 10...
17:50 Mon 28th Nov 201126 answers, last by sheeshee 22:44 Mon 28th Nov 2011
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brendikins

what is Blackadder's first name

Can anyone please advise the first name of Blackadder
13:44 Sun 27th Nov 201116 answers, last by Baldric 13:50 Sun 27th Nov 2011
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anotheoldgit

4GB Memory card malfunction.

I have just bought a 4GB SD card, but when I put it in my computer it doesn't recognise it, this is the second one I have tried and still the computer fails to recognise it. If I put a 2GB one in,...
15:48 Sat 26th Nov 20116 answers, last by galeck1947 07:53 Sun 27th Nov 2011
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Mark1982

Caught Shoplifting

I was caught shoplifting recently at a local supermarket. It was mortifyingly embarrassing and I am thoroughly ashamed of myself and it will never happen again. My question is; this was my first (and...
17:57 Fri 25th Nov 201133 answers, last by mandy21 06:06 Sun 11th Dec 2011
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what..the?

whats your broadband GB usage per month and what do you use it for.

Just trying the gauge my usage, tried usage calculators and they were useless. BT's good deals are for 10gb monthly usage I don't think this is enough and I need 40gb. I use 5 hours internet a day on...
02:15 Thu 24th Nov 201135 answers, last by sidkid 16:33 Fri 25th Nov 2011
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Steve.5

Whats the cleverest newspaper headline you have seen/heard

This gets my vote: I`ll go for “Super Caley go ballistic, Celtic are atrocious.” from 2000...
19:11 Wed 23rd Nov 201135 answers, last by janbee 07:42 Fri 25th Nov 2011

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