A couple were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, "I gotta have you!" He backed her up against the bathroom door, pulled down her panties, and ravaged...
Amazon seems to have noticed me buying odd bits & pieces for my new bike - it now keeps suggesting I buy some specialist clothing - which is not a bad idea ... ... but I'm really not sure I could walk...
....when I got out of my taxi at the hotel in Liverpool a strand from the large ball of wool at the top of my shoulder bag got caught aroung the zip on my suitcase and the handle of the taxi...
Dave : "Could you clear up your dog's poo from my lawn, please?" Well Dressed Middle Class Woman : "I don't have any bags with me" D : "I'll get you one" WDMCW : "It wasn't my dog anyway - it was...
Allowed the minutes to pass without taking any action 6,4. Finish the game - an evenly contested affair.5,5. Not the conversation of the single - minded? 6,4. Pledges oneself to carry out a grave act?...
Is the Apple cult reaching it's natural demise. While a lot of us like shiny new gadgets are people starting to see through the con, or are they waiting for the £999 iPhone X....