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Giant moles?

I was having a cup of tea this morning when my wife screams from the garden so I rush out and was met by a sight that will stay with me forever....There were several large holes in the garden all...

philip_corns

I have received a private parking ticket for parking outside my sisters house on private land. The machine printed ticked quotes the correct registration number but shows the make of car as a Toyota....

Niall_McCarthy98

Does anyone know the lyrics to the McDonalds festive menu advert?

the 2010 advert the falalalala advert...

Shanklly

I need legal advice fast

Okay a few weeks ago I was proper tanked up and arguing with the trouble when this muppet comes out of his motor and walks past with another geezer giving me the mince pies so I goes who you clocking...

Zippy

one born at Christmas

Am i wrong for thinking ... 'i wish the birds on this programme were a bit fitter' ?...

tom&jerry

Times 2, 902

Final question PLEASE!! Scenery/props person(9). I?A?E?A?D Thank you for your help on a difficult day. Happy Christmas to all of you in the crosswording community....

whiskeryron

The Snowman

My daughter says that she is looking forward to seeing The Snowman over the Christmas period. I have checked in The Radio Times & cannot find it, please tell me we haven't missed it.

Steve.5

Thought you might like thisFOOTY Quiz

1 Since the start of the English Prem league what record is held by Liverpool with a total of 7 followed by Everton with 6, while Man Utd & Chelsea trail with only 1 each 2 Who played 381 times in...

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Sandwich Shapes

What is the best shape for a sandwich?

the old mill

Where are yiu? Conde Nast Dec.

Identify the coast on which the beach in the picture is located. to to the south is a town that shares it`s name with a genteel resort on the english reviera i think the same name is in Australia or...

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The AnswerBank Christmas Crackers

Merry Christmas! I would like to collect together as many rubbish christmas-cracker style jokes as we can. Remember, they've got to be short enough to go on an unreasonably small piece of paper in...

slinky.kate

whats your occupation

you cant help imagining the likes of = waterboatman-fisherman buenchico-lawyer yogi-musician dotty-insurance ttfn-carer factor 30-farmer(he he) so please set me right??????...

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Much Loved Mouse (Sorry If I've Done This One)

A fellow received a mouse for his birthday and he loved it so much that he never parted with it. He took this mouse everywhere, to work, to parties, to the opera... One day, a good friend of his died...

Steve.5

FAO OVER SENSITIVE ED

Why was my post removed from R1Geezers Homophobic thread. Your no better than the sensitive PC brigade & even worse than the thought Police. So come on lad explain yourself. if you can...

Jemisa

Xmas Dirty one Lineres That Aren't...

10. Did you get any under the tree? 9. I think your balls are hanging too low. 8. Check out Rudolph's Honker! 7. Santa's sack is really bulging. 6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath. 5....