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hugs&kisses

Income Benefits - please help!

Hi everyone, I am an 18 year old student, just moved out of parents' house and now living alone. I am still studying full time and have a weekend job. From my job I earn ?200 a month, my rent is ?325...
16:57 Sat 21st Mar 200913 answers, last by tha120 08:29 Thu 19th Jan 2023
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knobby.

Do you think

That this person who said this about my wife should be banned? dot.hawkes Fri 13/03/09 00:18 Lies and more lies knobby, go shag your fat ugly desperate chavvy wife with the bleached straw hair that...
01:12 Sat 21st Mar 20095 answers, last by *Princess* 02:20 Sat 21st Mar 2009
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chrisrob

Twoday's puns

How do you get two whales in a mini? Down the M4 and over the Severn Bridge. > > > > > > When she got married, she got a new name and a dress.
09:18 Fri 20th Mar 20094 answers, last by ailie 09:28 Sun 22nd Mar 2009
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lindylou16

hee hee

There are two cows in a field. Which one is on holiday? The one with the wee calf
17:21 Fri 20th Mar 20098 answers, last by tamborine 09:03 Sat 21st Mar 2009
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slinkycat

punny?

A village was being terrorised by a fearsome, bloodthirsty Viking. Each week he rowed to shore from his longboat and forced the villagers to sacrifice a maiden so he could dine on her flesh. The...
22:16 Fri 13th Mar 20094 answers, last by slinkycat 01:38 Sun 15th Mar 2009
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mustbejokin2

not al of you

you can't all be afraid of them surely? dot? Elvis, / ANnnnyone?
01:22 Sat 14th Mar 200915 answers, last by legendis.god 11:06 Sat 14th Mar 2009
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DotH

Sorry guys

my dot.hawkes id has been erased from the site because I finally gave knobby the response he deserved after months of abuse from him. I have asked the ed why he felt it appropriate to remove all my...
21:20 Fri 13th Mar 20098 answers, last by Totterdown 21:39 Fri 20th Mar 2009
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jb190281

Where should i go on holiday??

Im looking for suggestions of where to go on holiday this summer. Im open to ideas in spain, canaries, greece & islands, turkey, egypt, but i want help with the different resorts. We're looking for...
22:07 Wed 11th Mar 200919 answers, last by Tisashwani 04:24 Thu 08th Oct 2009
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glenis

old tv free to good home

i've got a perfectly good tv about 20 years old so non digital , but does have a remote control, fantastic picture so i do not want to take it to the tip as it is such a waste ,surely someone must...
14:41 Wed 11th Mar 200914 answers, last by wakeover 04:26 Sat 14th Mar 2009
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slinkycat

Where do old PC monitors go to die?!

Wasn't sure where to put this, I have an old style computor monitor, in perfect working order, unwanted since we upgraded to a flatscreen one. I've posted it twice on my local freecycle, but had no...
00:13 Sat 07th Mar 20097 answers, last by pigbin 17:56 Thu 12th Mar 2009
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chrisrob

The Musical Director

annoyed the oboist couldn't keep time, shot him. Arrested and tried, he was sentenced to the electric chair. When they pulled the switch nothing happened. "I guess I'm a bad conductor," he agreed....
09:34 Mon 02nd Mar 20091 answer, last by slinkycat 00:34 Thu 05th Mar 2009
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slinkycat

Halal or kosher meat?

Wasn't sure where to put this, went to LIDL last night and they have started to sell halal chicken, so I went home and looked into it, now I don't want to get into a muslim or jewish debate, just an...
01:14 Thu 26th Feb 200914 answers, last by slinkycat 03:11 Sat 28th Feb 2009
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zig.zag

brassed off

are you feeling the pinch? i am lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3_sML4prLE
01:35 Fri 20th Feb 20092 answers, last by slinkycat 01:50 Fri 20th Feb 2009
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chinadog

Unwanted Gift.

I was'nt sure where to post this. Every time we go away we bring back a souvenier for our lovely next door neighbours and vice versa. They went to Egypt 2 weeks ago and brought us a pretty bottle of...
01:05 Fri 20th Feb 200918 answers, last by l_h_kings 14:38 Mon 23rd Feb 2009
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slinkycat

vets prescriptions

Hi, my parents' elderly border collie suffers from arthritis, which is greatly alleviated by tablets from the vets. She will probably need to be on them for the rest of her life, and as they are quite...
00:01 Thu 19th Feb 20095 answers, last by slinkycat 22:59 Thu 19th Feb 2009
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WhiteBear

Do you get Hot too easily or too cold easily?

me in particular i get warm too easily, i hate being too warm especially in the office when the Men likes their office to be at least 24degrees temp. and i hate it so much, im always constantly having...
23:39 Thu 05th Feb 200913 answers, last by WhiteBear 14:58 Sat 07th Feb 2009
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mrs.chappie

If a fairy godmother could wave a magic wand ...

... and change anything about your house, what would she change? I'd get rid of my stairs and have everything on one level. I'm sure the blooming things get steeper and steeper each night.
23:17 Thu 05th Feb 200933 answers, last by chinadog 01:11 Fri 06th Feb 2009
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ruthann58

any body want to rehome some battery hens

beach radio in suffolk / norfolk had a news piece this morning a rehoming hen charity has 4000 hens coming in this weekend that need rehoming asap http://littlehenrescue.co.uk/default.aspx
22:42 Thu 05th Feb 20094 answers, last by LoftyLottie2 11:54 Fri 06th Feb 2009
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mrs.chappie

Would you pay �190 for a painting?

I saw a lovely painting (a charabanc trundling along a leafy, country lane) and decided to buy it - until I saw it was 190 quid. I went off it quick! Would you pay that much for a painting?
00:23 Fri 06th Feb 200921 answers, last by mrs.chappie 20:51 Fri 06th Feb 2009
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WhiteBear

Soo cold but it aint snowing :-(

Its not fair,its snowing almost Everywhere but here ...i want to cry =( soo not fair!!!!!!
23:28 Thu 05th Feb 200918 answers, last by carlton23 23:45 Fri 06th Feb 2009

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