i keep a cardboard box in the bottom of my wardrobe and throughout the year when i get any good bargains they go in the box and i have always got a birthday present ready if it's someones birthday,my...
The above statement was made years before it was common practice for the Great Unwashed to jump on a plane to anywhere in the world, and before the internet made jumping on a plane an optional extra...
Two Mexicans have been lost in the desert for weeks. At death's door, they see a tree in the distance. As they get nearer, they see that it's draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon: smoked bacon;...
Well i never, i knew my cats had strange eating habits, but i've just been mugged by my big old cat Elvis, for a packet of crisps! I opened a packet of Mccoys salt and vinegar, then put them on the...
My runner beans were planted two weeks ago and are now between 6 and 9 inches high.I know I cant put them outside until May,but how do I look after them until then? Do I have to put them on canes/net...
Microwaving water! A 26-year old man decided to have a cup of coffee. He took a cup of water and put it in the microwave to heat it up (something that he had done numerous times before). I am not sure...
Has anyone used the online ticket company Viagogo? I've never heard of them, but the tickets I want aren't available on Ticketmaster (who I've always found to be very reliable) I'm debating whether to...
During the winter I work outside and wear long johns. Since then the top of my legs have become chafed and itch like crazy when I take my trousers off and the air gets to them. I tried canesten cream...
My daughter attended her last ever morning only place at school yesterday. She will go full time after the Easter hols. While she is looking forward to it, I am putting a very brave face on for her...
A woman had twins, and gave them up for adoption. One of them went to a family in Egypt and was named "Amal." The other went to a family in Spain who named him "Juan." Years later, Juan sent a picture...
Our factory is closing at the end of the year - they have offered us a voluntary redunandacy package (worth about 2 years wages) but want to know within the next 4 weeks if i will take it - my job...
Over the last few months we noticed ladybirds in our bathroom.It used to be one or two but since we removed the tiles round the bathroom window in preparation for some diy,every day ,when I get...
just watched a good film called school of rock with the lovely Jack Black. I am in love with that man, such a sweetie. loved him in The Holiday. I will have sweet dreams tonight. what did u do...
Now here's a strange story that the teller swears is true! Years ago, when he was little, his grandma kept chickens in the orchard. She also used to hang her washing out in the orchard. One day,...
i'm not entirely sure wether its a mountain or just a really big hill either way i've still gotten to the top i was just curious as i got a book "101 things to do before your old and boring" and one...
