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Jemisa

Congratulations...

The Nerd went to the hospital as his wife was having a baby. Upon arriving, The Nurse says "Congratulations sir, Your wife has had quins, 5 big baby boys." The Nerd says, "I'm not surprised, I have a...
15:24 Thu 21st Mar 20136 answers, last by excelsior-1 00:41 Fri 22nd Mar 2013
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tamborine

Child Saved

amazing
13:38 Thu 21st Mar 201311 answers, last by tamborine 22:44 Fri 22nd Mar 2013
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Iluvspikey

Tonight We Are Having Homemade Lasagne,

tossed mixed leaves green salad and garlic bread. Sons will have to have jacket potatoes with theirs too, else I won't have a slice of bread or a biscuit in the house after 10 o'clock! What are you...
14:18 Thu 21st Mar 201323 answers, last by MadMen 15:03 Thu 21st Mar 2013
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Iluvspikey

Okay, What's For Dinner This Evening?

I had cubed extra lean (not-halal) lamb (bought at farmers market, known butcher all my life) I've made into a hot pot for me and my sons, daughter is out and husband is having an offal-fest with a...
16:52 Tue 19th Mar 201359 answers, last by horseshoes 19:36 Wed 20th Mar 2013
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cupotee

Ingrown Toe Nail Surgery

Hi, Can anyone answer a question for me recovery regarding surgery to completely an ingrown toe nail please. My OH is having this done next week and seems to be under the impression it won't affect...
12:16 Tue 19th Mar 20137 answers, last by cupotee 13:18 Thu 21st Mar 2013
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Song I Heard In Asda A Week Last Wednesday

it had song lyrics oh ha ho
12:04 Tue 19th Mar 201364 answers, last by Mojo-Jo-Jo 18:50 Fri 22nd Mar 2013
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Jemisa

Corrie Fire....

So two people are going to die in the Rovers fire, who do you think they will be? Karl, Sinita, or Bar lady Eva's mum? (name?) jem...
22:08 Mon 18th Mar 201363 answers, last by murraymints 11:25 Wed 20th Mar 2013
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bednobs

Broadchurch

how many of them are there?
22:11 Mon 18th Mar 201340 answers, last by DJHawkes 22:23 Mon 01st Apr 2013
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mrs_overall

Mr O Being Secretive

Mr O received a package in the post last week and it was obviously a book but he was secretive about it. He has not left it laying around and my mind was going into overdrive thinking about what it...
10:59 Tue 19th Mar 201392 answers, last by mrs_overall 10:30 Wed 20th Mar 2013
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Smowball

'no Battery Is Detected' ??

Laptop went flat. Ive plugged the power lead in, but on my tool bar where the batter icon is, instead of it showing as charging there is a big red cross now over the icon and when I hover the mouse...
14:30 Tue 19th Mar 201312 answers, last by ladybirder 15:01 Tue 19th Mar 2013
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silliemillie

Anyone Been On A Tv Game Show?

Any ABers been on a TV game show? How did you do? Did you enjoy it?...
21:13 Mon 18th Mar 201323 answers, last by silliemillie 20:36 Thu 21st Mar 2013
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magicmick

Wife's Birthday

I asked my wife what she would like for her birthday she said something with diamonds, and something that goes from 0 to 60 in 5 seconds, so I bought her a pack of cards and a set of bathroom scales...
00:40 Tue 19th Mar 201313 answers, last by Ylonen 13:52 Wed 20th Mar 2013
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fragileheart135

How Do We Get Someone Out Of Our Head?

I have some people in my head who are very disturbing.
19:07 Mon 18th Mar 201329 answers, last by smurfchops 16:39 Wed 20th Mar 2013
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Mick-Talbot

I Will Be Trying To Put My Kids Off K.f.c

Tomorrow http://www.kentuckyfriedcruelty.com/ Good idea?...
23:56 Mon 18th Mar 201329 answers, last by 237SJ 01:06 Tue 19th Mar 2013
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Smowball

The Loving Husband.

A man had two of the best tickets for the FA Cup Final. He sits down and soon another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No", he says, "the seat is empty." "This...
17:10 Mon 18th Mar 201314 answers, last by tonyav 12:59 Mon 08th Apr 2013
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murraymints

Corrie

Oooooooo......It's ablaze...!!
21:02 Mon 18th Mar 201332 answers, last by murraymints 20:59 Wed 20th Mar 2013
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starone

The Explanation

Little Girl: Mum - what does virgin mean? Mother: When a Mum and Dad love each other very much and they want to show how much, the dad gives a gift to the Mum. Dad does a special thing with Mum. He...
14:19 Mon 18th Mar 20137 answers, last by Smowball 17:11 Mon 18th Mar 2013
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Smowball

The Bite

I was once bitten on the bum by a German Shepherd, but he apologised afterwards, and even introduced me to his dog.......
09:52 Mon 18th Mar 20136 answers, last by Arksided 17:08 Mon 18th Mar 2013
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What Is The Trailer Ion The Voice Please

hi what is the song used in the voice trailer it was on last night song lyrics tell me now anyone help please love desktop
13:38 Mon 18th Mar 201316 answers, last by boxtops 22:53 Mon 18th Mar 2013
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Smowball

Cups Of Tea - How Many?

Just wondering how many cups of tea(or coffee) you normally drink a day? I was speaking to a woman the other day who said she has up to 30 cups a day!! That seems a ridiculously high amount. I dont...
10:21 Mon 18th Mar 201353 answers, last by 00Lisa00 04:58 Thu 21st Mar 2013

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