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Removing egg from face

Having eaten a large serving of humble-pie due to my antics over the Christmas season, I still appear to have egg all over my face. Should I just hide away until the egg wears off or should I ignore...

kelbillug

Getting rid of furniture

Hiya, My boyfriend has just ordered a new couch and we want to get rid of his old set. It's in great condition still (just not very comfortable) and we're going to try selling it on a place like...

dot.hawkes

I am quite healthy

and ordinarily would not be worried about things, but my headache of the last few days will not go, I have tried paracetamol, drinking lots of water and wearing my glasses more, i am at work all day...

animad

Cat lovers can you help?

My 3 year old tabby and white cat is very small but what she loses in size she gaines in nowtyness she attacks my other fat 8 year old cat and annoys my 22 year old cat. She also torments my dog by...

nik1971

why is a cats tongue like sandpaper?!

my son and i were having this discussion last nite! what is the purpose of having a tongue like sandpaper?!

flubber

Dot hawkes shoud retire

She's here with her band of hangers on - her word is law and AB is run by her.......time she left because she is a bore and she is so full of herself and thinks AB is run to her rules and what she...

lilacben

Redundancy Advise help?

Hi is there a section we can ask advice regards redunduncy . ie made redundent at 58 how to retire then- what you can claim for ect. many thanks

Loosehead

middle management bovine guano!

what are the most irritating middle management sayings? It's quite old now but "Touch base" used to make me cringe, the latest one round here though is "Brown bag meeting"! OK It's Friday and I'm...

Beagle2000

Eskimo...

An Eskimo is driving to a meeting and his car breaks down. After phoning the Alaskan AA he waits for a few minutes and the bloke turns up. The Eskimo stands shivering and looking at his watch as the...

jasperthomas

Pinnochio

Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions "Every time we make love" She said "I get splinters" So he went back to his maker, Gipetto the carpenter, to...

ummmm

Dear Deirdre......hahaha

This is an authentic letter sent to Dear Deirdre of the Sun newspaper.................................. I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in South London and one of my sisters, who...

Eve

Laughing :)

What's made you laugh the most recently?

Rubyschmoo

bulletproof fat?

There's a pub near me where words of wisdom and random queries are written on a blackboard wall. One with which caught my attention the other day was "How fat must you be to be bulletproof?" I know...

silverdaler

teeth whitening

anyone recommend a good home kit for whitening teeth please ?

MustafaTickl

<a href="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/158/369031997_95e8002479.jpg">It's Burn's Night Tonight !!!</a>

Waefu' Want and Hunger fley me, Glowrin' by the hallan en'; Sair I fecht them at the door, But aye I'm eerie they come ben. Ance crowdie, twice crowdie, Three times crowdie in a day Gin ye crowdie ony...

full-throttl

editing answers

is it possible to edit posts onced submitted, i recently posted three answers on the same subject because i am unaware if the edit facility is avaliable cheers

kev100

kev died today

At least 10 years before his time, Kev was a strong man in every respect who was never popular because he had his opinions and wasn't afraid to voice them. In the true American saying "I bought the...

bobtheduck-

can i suggest

that you all catch a grip? its a set of pixels! :)

smudge

b&q...

A bloke walked into B&Q and some old guy dressed in orange asked him if he wanted decking. Fortunately, the bloke got the first punch in and that was the end of that! (Text)

silentears

does anyone know what this means?

this saying...super perfundo on the early eve of your day?

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