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cupid04

A Man Walks Into A Pub.....

A man walks into a pub. He then unzips his flies, and out pops a mini chauffeur. 'Pint for me, soft drink for him,' the man tells the barmaid. 'Isn't that uncomfortable?' she asks. 'Tell me about it,'...
21:19 Mon 12th Aug 20132 answers, last by magicmick 21:23 Mon 12th Aug 2013
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Spoonboy

Gsa And Psa Up For Grabs

Hello one and all. Georgiesmum wished for another challenge, so here it is... Name me seven animals in the jungle beginning with the letter T? Good luck. And thanks in advance. Ooh, yes. Have fun....
19:45 Mon 12th Aug 201319 answers, last by anneasquith 08:27 Tue 13th Aug 2013
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smurfchops

Batteries From Pound Stores

Do they ruin your radio? I have been told they leak ...
07:50 Mon 12th Aug 20139 answers, last by gingejbee 21:15 Mon 12th Aug 2013
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marval

Just Married

A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him,...
21:03 Mon 12th Aug 20132 answers, last by Spoonboy 21:08 Mon 12th Aug 2013
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gness

Improving Dead Soil.

I have skimmed off a fairly large area of lawn to make beds. The soil is, as you can imagine, very compacted and as its on a slope it's dry. The earth underneath, when exposed, becomes like...
15:49 Sun 11th Aug 201369 answers, last by ferlew 20:41 Tue 13th Aug 2013
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TWR

Ryan Air

8PM Tonight, this will open your eyes regards this Idiots Airline.
17:50 Mon 12th Aug 201321 answers, last by ummmm 12:46 Wed 14th Aug 2013
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horseshoes

What To Serve With My Fillet Steak?

We're having friends round for dinner on Thursday, an annual event very much looked forward to by all. We're going to cook a lovely fillet on the BBQ (we're not eating outdoors though), and I'd love...
17:28 Mon 12th Aug 201331 answers, last by jd_1984 08:36 Tue 13th Aug 2013
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Tilly2

It's The Little Things That Get To You

Why is it that whenever I try to open a tin of tomatoes with a pull ring on the top, the pull ring always comes off and I have to get the tin opener out? That really gets to me!...
17:59 Mon 12th Aug 2013106 answers, last by grasscarp 09:31 Tue 13th Aug 2013
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potterfan3

How Old Are You?

I'm 22. I often feel quite young on this site so I'd be interested to see how old people are.
00:01 Thu 08th Aug 2013100 answers, last by Spoonboy 20:44 Mon 12th Aug 2013
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Steve.5

Bitchin In The Kitchen

Sent the wife to argos to get a george Foreman lean mean machine. They never had one but persuaded her to buy a Frank Bruno pop up toaster. Had to take it back as it only does three rounds....
19:21 Mon 12th Aug 20135 answers, last by Spoonboy 20:42 Mon 12th Aug 2013
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carrust

I Was....

...informed earlier today that Ill be escorting my dear partner to a car boot sale tomorrow morning........Ohhhh deep joy....:-((((((
19:29 Fri 09th Aug 201340 answers, last by DaisyNonna 20:25 Mon 12th Aug 2013
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chrisgel

Can You Keep A Secret

Given all the recent reports about America monitoring millions of e-mails, internet activity and phone calls. Plus the fact they are sharing this information with GCHQ. Can we reasonably expect to...
11:29 Mon 12th Aug 20139 answers, last by heathfield 14:51 Tue 13th Aug 2013
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19126775

Crossword Clue

Rush around place for a binge - S?L???E
20:12 Mon 12th Aug 20134 answers, last by Captain2 20:13 Mon 12th Aug 2013
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lass1

Balblair

9a one is confused for a long time e?? 12a put into a grave position because of a wrong note to a doctor ?n???b 17a i have a fifty fifty arrangement well no! ??l 18a composer of large variations e?g?r...
19:58 Mon 12th Aug 201312 answers, last by Spoonboy 20:05 Mon 12th Aug 2013
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slinky.kate

Fao;wharton

I need more flavour in my soup,what do you use to enhance the flavour of your Cullen skink
12:55 Mon 12th Aug 201323 answers, last by Bromsgrove 14:54 Fri 16th Aug 2013
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excelsior-1

I Couldn't....

..work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked....
19:46 Mon 12th Aug 20134 answers, last by Old_Geezer 10:37 Tue 13th Aug 2013
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Spoonboy

Chatter

Chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter. Chatter,chatter, chatter. I'm glad I got that off my chest. Is there anything you would like to get off your chest? Please, feel free. Spoony xx...
19:29 Mon 12th Aug 201320 answers, last by Georgiesmum 21:09 Mon 12th Aug 2013
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excelsior-1

A Husband And Wife.....

.... are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the floor laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."...
19:38 Mon 12th Aug 20132 answers, last by marval 20:41 Mon 12th Aug 2013
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Spoonboy

Saved By Abers

Hello everyone, tis me again, your friendly if oft bonkers spoony. Just a couple of lines to show my appreciation in my A to Z post. For, with only nine posts left to go before I went kaboom, you...
21:54 Sun 11th Aug 201354 answers, last by Spoonboy 19:40 Mon 12th Aug 2013
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excelsior-1

Whoops!

Teacher: ....."And therefore, sperm cells are made up of glucose." Student: "So you're saying that sperm has sugar in it?" Teacher: "Technically. Yes." Student: "But it doesn't even taste like that"...
19:33 Mon 12th Aug 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 19:40 Mon 12th Aug 2013

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