A few years ago God was very much part of the lives of people. Even if one had doubts they were kept to oneself. Today there is almost as much pressure not to believe in God as there was to believe in...
Nearly finished single player campaign, and am really impressed. Graphics are rather good. Game play is excellent . Sound is awesome as well. Wondering why the majority of reviews said that this game...
Here is a tale for you; A little old lady went to the Pharmacy in her local Tesco to ask if she brought in a bag of unused prescription drugs would they destroy them, as requested on the Pharmacy...
with a tray roast of mediterannean vegetables (3 colours of pepper, courgettes, aubergine red onion and mushrooms with fresh thyme and garlic sprinkled with olive oil and black pepper, and some new...
Why are updates from microsoft important when, and regardless of whether I have them installed automatically or not, they freeze my computer when I switch it on and force me to manually switch my...
I am so tired today and really don't have an explanation for it. Grass is needing cut, kitchen floor could do with a wash and I just don't seem to have the energy to do anything. Have done some work...
With the success of the fruity and commodity jokes, before I sign off for a few hours, I thought I would ask if anyone has any jokes with obvious punch lines - as much like the "fruity" apple joke....
Mr cadbury met miss rowntree on a double decker. It was after eight. They got off at quality street. He asks her name. "polo, i'm the one with the hole" she said with a wispa. "i'm marathon, the one...
The reason I ask this, is that I am worried that documents I am currently working upon will be purged if I run a program to fix freezing and crashes on my laptop: I do a lot of writing, and am...
Well I do. I've just spilt beetroot juice all over my kitchen carpet and as I can't bend (arthritic back) I've just had an interesting half hour trying to clean it up! Good job I can laugh as well. Go...
Today I went for the first time to spend the day with a new-ish friend. She ushered me into her house and her dog jumped up and laddered my tights. We went into the kitchen where she made me a cuppa...
With the success of the fruity and animal jokes, I thought definition jokes should be next, so if you have any like "Q. What is the definition of a Gobstopper? A. A pregnant smartie!", then please do...
Last week seven members of a Telford group were jailed for up to 18 years instant custody with an additional eight-year period on licence after release. Today an Oxfordshire child sex trafficking ring...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2324254/Tia-Sharps-killer-Stuart-Hazell-jailed-38-years-parole.html At last a sentence to fit the crime, he will be 75 years old before he is released....
