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Jesus And The Y Chromosome

Jesus is said to have been male, if so where did his Y chromosome come from if Mary was a virgin?
22:55 Fri 20th Dec 201370 answers, last by RATTER15 10:33 Wed 01st Jan 2014
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marval

No Returns

A Quality Engineer married an average girl. After 24 months of tough life with her, finally the Engineer got angry and sent a note to his father-in-law stating that: 'YOUR PRODUCT IS NOT MEETING MY...
20:06 Sat 28th Dec 20131 answer, last by starone 22:59 Sat 28th Dec 2013
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saintstim

Charity Quiz

Stuck on these three. All are drinks of some sort Mixed Klams 5, 4. A scalene triangle isn't equilateral 7 Canny changes a letter before tweed,for example. 11 Thanks for any ideas....
12:16 Sun 15th Dec 201311 answers, last by scorpiojo 13:49 Thu 26th Dec 2013
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marval

Three Dates

After waiting more than an hour and a half for her date, the young lady decided she had been stood up. She changed from her dinner dress into pyjamas’ and slippers, made herself a coffee and...
13:11 Thu 26th Dec 20137 answers, last by tonyav 22:43 Thu 26th Dec 2013
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marval

Christmas Medley

(To the tune of "Good King Wenceslas) Christmas morning down the pub Getting drunk and perky While the missus stays at home Trying to cook the turkey Got thrown out at closing time Head in need of...
21:56 Wed 25th Dec 20132 answers, last by starone 00:36 Thu 26th Dec 2013
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starone

Awake Again

Hardly any sleep with terrible cramp in both legs. Have taken a paracetemol but it hasn't worked. What causes it? Is it because I wolfed down a load of Thornton's chocolate ginger last night? Is this...
05:47 Wed 25th Dec 201320 answers, last by bunkmoreland 02:40 Thu 26th Dec 2013
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NoMercy

Merry Christmas Morning Ab'ers

Hope your day is filled with festive joy. Xx...
05:46 Wed 25th Dec 2013204 answers, last by murraymints 13:57 Wed 25th Dec 2013
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malagabob

Footie Or Sex

I was watching Match of the day on Saturday night when the wife said "Are you coming up to bed darling, I fancy sex?" I replied "Sure, I'll be up a soon as the footy has finished." "Great.. " she...
17:40 Tue 24th Dec 20133 answers, last by tonyav 20:15 Tue 24th Dec 2013
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sherrardk

Wrapping Presents

Just watching a lady on TV wrap presents in a v posh manner (she wraps at Harrods so you can imagine the standard). I hate wrapping presents, I did the stuff (badly) for the Advent Calendar Bag of...
23:11 Mon 23rd Dec 201322 answers, last by cazzz1975 08:52 Tue 24th Dec 2013
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giveup

Hows The Weather Near You?

Its pouring and blowing a gale here (East Devon)
22:40 Mon 23rd Dec 201346 answers, last by boxtops 13:56 Tue 24th Dec 2013
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starone

In Praise Of Beards

BEARD FACTS 1. Stroking of beard increases concentration and cognitive ability. 2. Filters the air of toxic pollution and stray food. 3. Natural bear repellent when camping or wandering in the forest....
22:02 Mon 23rd Dec 20139 answers, last by RATTER15 13:03 Wed 16th Apr 2014
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marval

Irish Pull Harder

Paddy riding his horse was trapped in quick sand and seemed a goner when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered by. "Help!" Paddy shouted, "Oi'm sinkin'!" "Don't worry," assured Mick. "Next to the Strong Muldoon,...
21:12 Mon 23rd Dec 20132 answers, last by askyourgran 21:49 Mon 23rd Dec 2013
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Zacs-Master

Perfume

Yes, yes, i know it's very late but anyone any suggestions for perfume for someone who likes Gucci Rush?
16:52 Mon 23rd Dec 201313 answers, last by Dee Sa 18:54 Mon 23rd Dec 2013
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albaqwerty

To Those Facing Their First 'festive' Season

with the loss of a loved one. I hope your memories will warm your heart and those memories will bring some comfort to you. You, as well as your loved ones, are in our thoughts....
16:49 Mon 23rd Dec 20137 answers, last by marval 20:25 Mon 23rd Dec 2013
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Jeza

I Hate Reality Tv

So tonight I watched an old episode of The Bill. One of the police called a villain 'a shirt lifter'. It made me laugh out loud as I'm sure that would not be allowed today. Or would it.
00:09 Sun 22nd Dec 201349 answers, last by mrs.chappie 01:49 Sun 22nd Dec 2013
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bazwillrun

Will Ferrell

Please expalin to me where he is funny in any way ? Anchorman...embarrassingly unfunny The one about a basketball team....same The one with Aanna Friel and aliens/dinosaurs....same The one where he...
22:17 Fri 20th Dec 201312 answers, last by Memore 02:06 Tue 24th Dec 2013
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starone

Insomnia Again

Idly wondering because I can't sleep. I wonder what the scientists and inventors will come up with next. I have everything I can think of that I need or want - washing machine, hair dryer, mixer,...
02:15 Sat 21st Dec 20136 answers, last by starone 02:34 Sat 21st Dec 2013
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boxtops

Loftylottie

Is anyone in touch with Lottie? Her profile is still active but she's not posted since August. Hope she's OK!
22:00 Fri 20th Dec 201316 answers, last by starone 02:09 Sat 21st Dec 2013
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mr moo

Music From Marks And Spencers Christmas T.v Advert

does anybody know what the music is that is used on the marks and spencer Christmas t.v advert. it is played on a piano with an orchestra. thank you, and a happy Christmas to everyone.xx
01:43 Sat 21st Dec 20136 answers, last by tonybrigenja 08:30 Sat 21st Dec 2013
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albaqwerty

New Deodorant

I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said: "Remove cap and push up bottom." I can barely walk, but whenever I fart, the room smells lovely....
06:06 Fri 20th Dec 201313 answers, last by frozengal 05:44 Sat 21st Dec 2013

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