1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina...
An Englishman shot himself in the groin recently. He had been drinking fifteen pints of beer and had stuffed a sawed-off shotgun down his pants. Apparently, the man was under the impression the gun...
Nurses aren't supposed to laugh... "Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," said Bob, and he proceeded to...
I am off for good - until last night I had not realised just how much of a clique had formed on AB. Its sad really there are lots of in jokes, personal nicknames and rules for one and not for another....
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/bills/article-2524513/End-Christmas-tipping-More-half-dont-postmen-binmen-milkmen.html How many of you still give Christmas tips, if you do, who do you give them to...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2524036/Soldiers-seats-Nelson-Mandelas-funeral-service-overruns-hours.html Nelson Mandela has finally been laid to rest, but what do others think of the...
What would you buy for whom.....and why? I'd buy Gness a bicycle puncture repair kit because it's bound to come in handy one day. I'd buy minty one of those twirly garden soil breaker upper whatsits,...
A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game. The pro showed him the...
MrsO who went on holiday courtesy of the NHS and some blue flashing lights a week ago......and is still there, quite poorly but..... She hopes to make it home by Christmas and sends you all her very...
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me." The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left...
A five-year-old boy couldn't wait to tell his grand-father about the film he had watched on television, "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea." The scenes with the submarine and the giant octopus had kept him...
I was really hoping Mic would be home by Christmas. Not a chance I was told today. Ain't life a bitch. I shouldn't feel sorry for me. Mic is so p1ssed off and he's getting really depressed about it....
I feel the cold quite badly and always have cold hands and feet. I have noticed many times that many elderly people just do not wear appropriate clothing for the cold weather, and don't understand why...
I noticed today when I collected my prescription that they will now be sent electronically to our chemist - this is the first I have heard about. Whose benefit is it for and will it make any...
My oh has a few health issues. He has diabetes, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, copd, glaucoma and is slightly deaf. He is driving me nuts!!! He gets up in a morning and sits in his chair all...
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Visiting his parents' retirement village, a middle-aged man, Tim, went for a swim in the community pool while his elderly father took a walk. Tim struck up a conversation with the only other person in...
At one ad agency, a man in production was fired when they discovered he was the Xerox Flasher. Every morning, he xeroxed his privates, made copies and left them in the secretary's desks. The boss said...
Dear All, Here is the November edition of Quizzes and Puzzles round up. If you have a new charity quiz feel free to add it to the thread and we will include it in later editions. Please remember to...
