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maggiebee

Showtime!

Two little old ladies, Connie & Evelyn, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The short one, Connie, leaned over and said, 'Life is so boring....
10:42 Mon 25th Nov 20136 answers, last by maggiebee 12:04 Tue 26th Nov 2013
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Woodsz

Australian Love Poem

Of course I love ya darlin You're a bloody top-notch bird And when I say you're gorgeous I mean every single word So ya bum is on the big side I don't mind a bit of flab It means that when I'm ready...
23:37 Sun 24th Nov 201310 answers, last by starone 16:59 Mon 25th Nov 2013
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black_cat51

Getting Pregnant At 40

hi, i would like to ask what the general opinion is about older mums. My family feels as if it could do with another person in it, but i am now 40 and i wonder about any baby feeling pretty miffed...
22:01 Sun 24th Nov 201341 answers, last by sherrardk 21:36 Mon 25th Nov 2013
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Woodsz

Cheeky

The woman asked the pharmacist, "Do you have Viagra?" "Yes," he answered. She asked, "Does it work?" "Yes," he answered. She said, "Can you get it over the counter?" "I can, if I take two," he...
21:13 Sun 24th Nov 20133 answers, last by ELVIS68 23:38 Sun 24th Nov 2013
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Woodsz

Far Away In The Tropical Waters

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean , two prawns were swimming around in the sea, one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and...
21:06 Sun 24th Nov 20132 answers, last by marval 23:31 Sun 24th Nov 2013
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adamhornsby

Questionnaire On Supermarkets For Marketing Project

Questionnaire for my Masters Marketing Module on supermarkets, gathered responses will be appreciated. Thanks http://freeonlinesurveys.com/s.asp?sid=i8b935xsrfelwu1376588...
10:21 Sun 24th Nov 20138 answers, last by starone 12:50 Sun 24th Nov 2013
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anotheoldgit

In This Day Of Sexual Equality How Can This Be Fair?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2512412/Female-RAF-recruits-100-000-compensation--march-like-men.html Have the female RAF recruits in this picture been super imposed, because they are...
11:09 Sun 24th Nov 201335 answers, last by Svejk 00:22 Mon 25th Nov 2013
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marval

Sheepish

A saleswoman from a major condom company was required to travel cross-country to meet a prospective buyer. Her boss asked her to take about 100 condoms of various types with her. As she was running...
23:48 Sat 23rd Nov 20137 answers, last by lady-janine 11:01 Sun 24th Nov 2013
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Captain Spod

What Makes Me Cleverer Than You?

1. I can tell the time so I use bus lanes when they're not in operation. 2. I know when to use an apostrophe. 3. I re-read a text message before sending so auto-correct doesn't alter the meaning. What...
19:14 Sat 23rd Nov 201385 answers, last by gness 01:20 Sun 24th Nov 2013
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ossian

The Origin Of The Universe.

Do we know exactly where in the universe the Big Bang occurred? ossian...
20:01 Fri 22nd Nov 201322 answers, last by jomifl 15:33 Wed 27th Nov 2013
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Tilly2

Why Is It That........

the potatoes you have been waiting for, to come to a boil, suddenly boil over the minute you turn your back on them? For the same reason that....................................(please complete) I do...
19:48 Fri 22nd Nov 201333 answers, last by Tilly2 22:01 Sat 23rd Nov 2013
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marval

Three Animals

A tom cat and a tabby cat were courting on a back fence at night. The tom leaned over to the tabby with pent up passion and purred... "I'll die for you!" The tabby gazed at him from under lowered eye...
18:15 Fri 22nd Nov 20131 answer, last by starone 20:55 Fri 22nd Nov 2013
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starone

Letter To The Times (1908)

I saw this today and thought it was very funny but you have to think about it as it is also very subtle (I think). Letter to the Times (1908) Dear Sir, Regarding your article "What's wrong with the...
22:34 Thu 21st Nov 20136 answers, last by keithlbw 12:21 Fri 22nd Nov 2013
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marval

Or

A big hulking hooligan walks into a bar, slams his fist down, and yells "Give me a Budweiser, or...!" Scared, the bartender serves the man his Budweiser. This happens everyday for a week straight, and...
18:44 Thu 21st Nov 20131 answer, last by starone 22:28 Thu 21st Nov 2013
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marval

Difference Answer For Women And Men.

Women: A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband, the very next morning, that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over night. So the husband calls 10 of her best...
18:43 Wed 20th Nov 20133 answers, last by baza 01:20 Thu 21st Nov 2013
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marval

Are You From Yorkshire?

The works' boss, "Young Mr Peter" had to tell old Joe it was time for him to retire after 60 years with the firm. The old man was indignant: "So, it's come to this, 'as it? Ah'm not wanted any longer?...
17:46 Wed 20th Nov 20132 answers, last by marval 18:27 Thu 21st Nov 2013
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belindabee

Wild Geese .....

...now showing on Ch 5. Anyone else like Richard Burton and Roger Moore ?
23:12 Mon 18th Nov 20133 answers, last by starone 20:54 Tue 19th Nov 2013
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lankeela

Cinderella

Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for...
12:24 Mon 18th Nov 20138 answers, last by starone 20:44 Tue 19th Nov 2013
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Woodsz

Parenthood

•If it was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor! •Shouting to make your children obey is like using the horn to steer your car, and you get about the same...
00:49 Mon 18th Nov 20133 answers, last by starone 20:40 Tue 19th Nov 2013
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marval

Another Don't Sit Down.

A young couple had only recently married and moved into a new home. when an unfortunate incident occurred. Early one morning, the wife, drowsy from bed, went to the toilet for the morning's relief,...
16:27 Tue 19th Nov 20137 answers, last by marval 23:03 Tue 19th Nov 2013

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