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Showtime!

Two little old ladies, Connie & Evelyn, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The short one, Connie, leaned over and said, 'Life is so boring....

Woodsz

Australian Love Poem

Of course I love ya darlin You're a bloody top-notch bird And when I say you're gorgeous I mean every single word So ya bum is on the big side I don't mind a bit of flab It means that when I'm ready...

black_cat51

Getting Pregnant At 40

hi, i would like to ask what the general opinion is about older mums. My family feels as if it could do with another person in it, but i am now 40 and i wonder about any baby feeling pretty miffed...

Woodsz

Cheeky

The woman asked the pharmacist, "Do you have Viagra?" "Yes," he answered. She asked, "Does it work?" "Yes," he answered. She said, "Can you get it over the counter?" "I can, if I take two," he...

Woodsz

Far Away In The Tropical Waters

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean , two prawns were swimming around in the sea, one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and...

adamhornsby

Questionnaire On Supermarkets For Marketing Project

Questionnaire for my Masters Marketing Module on supermarkets, gathered responses will be appreciated. Thanks http://freeonlinesurveys.com/s.asp?sid=i8b935xsrfelwu1376588...

anotheoldgit

In This Day Of Sexual Equality How Can This Be Fair?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2512412/Female-RAF-recruits-100-000-compensation--march-like-men.html Have the female RAF recruits in this picture been super imposed, because they are...

marval

Sheepish

A saleswoman from a major condom company was required to travel cross-country to meet a prospective buyer. Her boss asked her to take about 100 condoms of various types with her. As she was running...

Captain Spod

What Makes Me Cleverer Than You?

1. I can tell the time so I use bus lanes when they're not in operation. 2. I know when to use an apostrophe. 3. I re-read a text message before sending so auto-correct doesn't alter the meaning. What...

ossian

The Origin Of The Universe.

Do we know exactly where in the universe the Big Bang occurred? ossian...

Tilly2

Why Is It That........

the potatoes you have been waiting for, to come to a boil, suddenly boil over the minute you turn your back on them? For the same reason that....................................(please complete) I do...

marval

Three Animals

A tom cat and a tabby cat were courting on a back fence at night. The tom leaned over to the tabby with pent up passion and purred... "I'll die for you!" The tabby gazed at him from under lowered eye...

starone

Letter To The Times (1908)

I saw this today and thought it was very funny but you have to think about it as it is also very subtle (I think). Letter to the Times (1908) Dear Sir, Regarding your article "What's wrong with the...

marval

Or

A big hulking hooligan walks into a bar, slams his fist down, and yells "Give me a Budweiser, or...!" Scared, the bartender serves the man his Budweiser. This happens everyday for a week straight, and...

marval

Difference Answer For Women And Men.

Women: A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband, the very next morning, that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over night. So the husband calls 10 of her best...

marval

Are You From Yorkshire?

The works' boss, "Young Mr Peter" had to tell old Joe it was time for him to retire after 60 years with the firm. The old man was indignant: "So, it's come to this, 'as it? Ah'm not wanted any longer?...

belindabee

Wild Geese .....

...now showing on Ch 5. Anyone else like Richard Burton and Roger Moore ?

lankeela

Cinderella

Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for...

Woodsz

Parenthood

•If it was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor! •Shouting to make your children obey is like using the horn to steer your car, and you get about the same...

marval

Another Don't Sit Down.

A young couple had only recently married and moved into a new home. when an unfortunate incident occurred. Early one morning, the wife, drowsy from bed, went to the toilet for the morning's relief,...

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Showtime!

Australian Love Poem

Getting Pregnant At 40

Cheeky

Far Away In The Tropical Waters

Questionnaire On Supermarkets For Marketing Project

In This Day Of Sexual Equality How Can This Be Fair?

Sheepish

What Makes Me Cleverer Than You?

The Origin Of The Universe.

Why Is It That........

Three Animals

Letter To The Times (1908)

Or

Difference Answer For Women And Men.

Are You From Yorkshire?

Wild Geese .....

Cinderella

Parenthood

Another Don't Sit Down.

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