I am surprised that there were no complaints regarding a certain remark that was made in Ripper Street on Monday night. There were a group of men talking in their club, and one made a remark about the...
DATING: The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in...
mate of mine wanting guidance over her love life (I know, there are better ways, but try telling her that) asks if anyone can recommend a good psychic in the London area and, if so, please state...
The children and grand children of an elderly Jewish woman decided to send grandma on a cruise. Grandma boarded the ship and showed her ticket to the purser. He looked at it and said, "Oh, I see you...
Paddy, Mick and Charlie were moving furniture. While Mick and Charlie were struggling with a particularly heavy oak wardrobe, Charlie noticed that Paddy was nowhere in sight. “Mick, where's Paddy?"...
Two beggars were sitting side by side on a street in Rome, Italy. One had a Cross in front of him; the other held the Star of David. Many people went by, looked at both beggars, but only put money...
The car park I was in today had a sign which said "You will be charged after two hours". "How kind," I thought as I parked my electric car. I walked into a cobblers and asked "Do you repair shoes?"...
The elderly members of my family (70+) are the most wonderful, kind and on most issues, open minded people I know. But, the way that they talk about foreign people, different cultures now seen in many...
just a hypothetical question, but where would you put it to get the best deal if you could afford to put it away for a few years, not under the mattress please!!!
Supermarkets fear him apparently!
Advertised on here. So I don't have to wade through 95 pages of cobblers can someone tell me what the magic trick is please?...
These are oldies - allegedly taken from letters to the council "I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off." "I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very...
I am in the army and my sergeant said to me, "I didn't see you at camouflage training this morning!" To which I replied, "Oh, thank you very much, sir!" "Ladies and gents." That concludes our tour of...
I am halfway through this trilogy, although there are now 7 books altogether these days ! I am enjoying it immensely and am employing my usual rule when reading favourite books, in that I am doing it...
I had a bit of a hectic day yesterday, I had extra hours in work , due to an extra contract i have taken on, and I also had the funeral of a friend, With being so busy, I never had a chance to look at...
Is God really to blame for such suffering? According to investigators, evidence was found in the wreckage that pointed to sabotage by a terrorist bomb. When men fight against one another to further...
An American tourist in Scotland walked up to a beautiful loch, and decided to go skinny-dipping. She looked around, didn`t see anyone, and undressed and just as she was about to dive in, a man...
Researchers for the Highways Agency found over 200 dead crows on the A55 Expressway recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. An Animal Pathologist examined the remains...
An old lady had been married for many years when suddenly her husband died. This is what she put on his tombstone: "The Light of My Life Has Gone Out." Not long afterwards she met, fell in love with...