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anotheoldgit

Ripper Street

I am surprised that there were no complaints regarding a certain remark that was made in Ripper Street on Monday night. There were a group of men talking in their club, and one made a remark about the...
17:59 Tue 19th Nov 201312 answers, last by starone 20:33 Tue 19th Nov 2013
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phleb

Tell Me Something To Cheer Me Up......

I feel rubbish, and want to cry..blub blub :'-( :'-(...
19:46 Tue 19th Nov 201348 answers, last by phleb 22:28 Wed 20th Nov 2013
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marval

Word Meanings

DATING: The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in...
17:31 Sun 17th Nov 20135 answers, last by starone 00:41 Mon 18th Nov 2013
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flipnflap

Know A Good Psychic In The London Area?

mate of mine wanting guidance over her love life (I know, there are better ways, but try telling her that) asks if anyone can recommend a good psychic in the London area and, if so, please state...
20:59 Sun 17th Nov 201335 answers, last by mikey4444 10:01 Wed 20th Nov 2013
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marval

F.u.c.k.

The children and grand children of an elderly Jewish woman decided to send grandma on a cruise. Grandma boarded the ship and showed her ticket to the purser. He looked at it and said, "Oh, I see you...
21:29 Sat 16th Nov 201312 answers, last by tonyav 23:09 Sat 16th Nov 2013
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marval

Irish Logic

Paddy, Mick and Charlie were moving furniture. While Mick and Charlie were struggling with a particularly heavy oak wardrobe, Charlie noticed that Paddy was nowhere in sight. “Mick, where's Paddy?"...
23:04 Fri 15th Nov 20134 answers, last by cupid04 17:26 Sat 16th Nov 2013
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maggiebee

Begging

Two beggars were sitting side by side on a street in Rome, Italy. One had a Cross in front of him; the other held the Star of David. Many people went by, looked at both beggars, but only put money...
22:31 Fri 15th Nov 20132 answers, last by starone 15:39 Sat 16th Nov 2013
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marval

Another Little Collection.

The car park I was in today had a sign which said "You will be charged after two hours". "How kind," I thought as I parked my electric car. I walked into a cobblers and asked "Do you repair shoes?"...
17:12 Fri 15th Nov 20132 answers, last by marval 18:34 Sat 16th Nov 2013
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jd_1984

Are The Elderly More Likely To Be Racist?

The elderly members of my family (70+) are the most wonderful, kind and on most issues, open minded people I know. But, the way that they talk about foreign people, different cultures now seen in many...
09:58 Sat 16th Nov 201340 answers, last by woofgang 00:25 Sun 17th Nov 2013
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jesmond

Where Would You Put £50,000

just a hypothetical question, but where would you put it to get the best deal if you could afford to put it away for a few years, not under the mattress please!!!
17:03 Thu 14th Nov 201310 answers, last by jesmond 22:14 Thu 14th Nov 2013
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ToraToraTora

Anyone Know What The "brain Dead System For Cutting Grocery Bills By 90%" Is?

Supermarkets fear him apparently! Advertised on here. So I don't have to wade through 95 pages of cobblers can someone tell me what the magic trick is please?...
16:54 Thu 14th Nov 201325 answers, last by piggynose 18:48 Wed 20th Nov 2013
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maggiebee

'letters To The Council'

These are oldies - allegedly taken from letters to the council "I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off." "I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very...
16:30 Thu 14th Nov 20136 answers, last by marval 18:05 Fri 15th Nov 2013
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2sp_

Slippers

At the risk of sounding like a 95 year old, can anyone recommend a good pair of slippers with a decent sole on them? My feet are freezing!...
16:31 Thu 14th Nov 201328 answers, last by mazie 17:09 Thu 14th Nov 2013
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marval

Just A Little Collection

I am in the army and my sergeant said to me, "I didn't see you at camouflage training this morning!" To which I replied, "Oh, thank you very much, sir!" "Ladies and gents." That concludes our tour of...
19:44 Wed 13th Nov 20138 answers, last by maggiebee 12:10 Thu 14th Nov 2013
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mikey4444

Asimov's Foundation Triology

I am halfway through this trilogy, although there are now 7 books altogether these days ! I am enjoying it immensely and am employing my usual rule when reading favourite books, in that I am doing it...
22:16 Wed 13th Nov 20137 answers, last by heathfield 10:51 Thu 14th Nov 2013
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Sparkles62

Omg What A Lovely Surprise

I had a bit of a hectic day yesterday, I had extra hours in work , due to an extra contract i have taken on, and I also had the funeral of a friend, With being so busy, I never had a chance to look at...
22:05 Tue 12th Nov 201332 answers, last by ummmm 14:30 Wed 13th Nov 2013
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locusts

Is God Cruel?

Is God really to blame for such suffering? According to investigators, evidence was found in the wreckage that pointed to sabotage by a terrorist bomb. When men fight against one another to further...
14:47 Sun 03rd Nov 201381 answers, last by locusts 12:27 Mon 09th Dec 2013
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marval

Naked Is Allowed

An American tourist in Scotland walked up to a beautiful loch, and decided to go skinny-dipping. She looked around, didn`t see anyone, and undressed and just as she was about to dive in, a man...
17:47 Tue 12th Nov 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 12:06 Thu 14th Nov 2013
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oldmisery

Stone The Crows.

Researchers for the Highways Agency found over 200 dead crows on the A55 Expressway recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. An Animal Pathologist examined the remains...
14:33 Tue 12th Nov 201310 answers, last by cupid04 19:52 Wed 13th Nov 2013
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marval

Husband And Wife

An old lady had been married for many years when suddenly her husband died. This is what she put on his tombstone: "The Light of My Life Has Gone Out." Not long afterwards she met, fell in love with...
18:22 Mon 11th Nov 20136 answers, last by starone 10:18 Tue 12th Nov 2013

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