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Jemisa

Jewish Joke....

An old Jewish man on his deathbed whispered, "Sarah, Sarah, where are you, my dear wife?" "Right here at your side, my love." "And my son, Morris ...where is he?" "Right here at your side, papa." "And...
13:37 Mon 13th May 20138 answers, last by AlwaysConfused 16:20 Mon 13th May 2013
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Jemisa

Falling Down Drunk...

A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave the pub and fell flat on his face. "Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside. He...
13:18 Mon 13th May 20133 answers, last by starone 15:47 Mon 13th May 2013
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marval

Time For A Laugh

Did you hear about the man who opened a yacht showroom? Sails went through the roof. My driving instructor told me, never brake if there's an animal in the road. You should have seen the look on the...
15:43 Sun 12th May 20136 answers, last by Spoonboy 15:53 Mon 13th May 2013
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marval

Bribe

Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. "So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe." Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. "You, attorney Leon,...
18:21 Sat 11th May 20133 answers, last by starone 15:36 Mon 13th May 2013
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granny grump

St Mary's Church Blackpool

please can you help with the following: 17. the only chess piece which can be moved at the beginning of a game before any pawn move has been made? 30. If 1 = 48, 3 = 13, and 5 = 31 what does 6 equal...
20:46 Thu 09th May 201311 answers, last by starone 22:28 Thu 09th May 2013
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Bbbananas

Where Has My Post Gone?

Was someone exceptionally rude or abusive? What have I missed ? Do I give a f... ?...
21:14 Thu 09th May 201321 answers, last by MadMen 22:32 Thu 09th May 2013
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frozengal

Call Summary

Call summary:- Boy to boy! 00:00:59 Boy to mom! 00:00:50 Boy to dad! 00:00:30 Boy to girl! 01:23:59 Girl to girl! 05:29:59 Wife to Husband: . . . . . . Not Responding…=)) =D...
04:18 Wed 08th May 20136 answers, last by cupid04 09:28 Sat 11th May 2013
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starone

A Loving Wife?

Everyone Needs A Loving Wife Like This One! A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.' The driver says, 'But officer, I had it on cruise...
21:13 Mon 06th May 20135 answers, last by marval 12:00 Tue 07th May 2013
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albaqwerty

Mr Alba's Joke

Woman goes to the doctor feeling a bit under the weather. Strip down to your undies says the Doctor. The woman duly does so, a lettuce leaf was protruding from the top of her knickers. Doctor asks 'Is...
17:58 Mon 06th May 20134 answers, last by starone 21:00 Mon 06th May 2013
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marval

Doctor's Meal

An eminent doctor goes for a meal in a gourmet restaurant. As he is inspecting the menu, the head waiter appears and tries to be particularly helpful. "You might be interested to know that I have...
09:22 Mon 06th May 20134 answers, last by starone 20:50 Mon 06th May 2013
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Jemisa

Bad Pains...

I’d been suffering from really bad pains in my bum and my mate recommended I shove tea leaves up my @rse cos her Gran said it works., & do it three times a day, as I found creams were useless. I did...
22:14 Sun 05th May 20136 answers, last by frozengal 03:49 Mon 06th May 2013
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marval

Annoyed Commuter

This is a letter sent by a commuter to London Midland Railway Company, regarding their services. Dear Sir, I have been travelling on your trains daily for the last twenty-two years, and the service on...
21:44 Sun 05th May 20135 answers, last by frozengal 03:49 Mon 06th May 2013
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excelsior-1

Cannot Work Today

In the morning Tom calls to his boss: - Good morning, boss, unfortunately I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my both hands and legs hurt, so I'm not...
15:05 Sun 05th May 20136 answers, last by frozengal 03:50 Mon 06th May 2013
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excelsior-1

Physical

A 60-year-old man is getting his annual physical: - Doc, do you think I'll live another 40 years so I can reach 100? - That depends," says the doctor. Do you smoke? - No - Do you drink? - No - Do you...
14:51 Sun 05th May 20133 answers, last by Jemisa 23:05 Sun 05th May 2013
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Jemisa

Idea For Dog Lovers...

A very proper man started going into the neighborhood Chemists every week and buying 2 dozen boxes of condoms. Week after week he would come in with the same order. One day the Chemist assistant felt...
22:56 Sat 04th May 20134 answers, last by starone 22:32 Sun 05th May 2013
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Milvus

Surprise Discovery

Came home to find a spider sitting on the wall by living room window. Don't mind spiders so left it alone. Took a while for me before I thought that it wasn't a spider I'd seen before. Checked it out...
20:25 Sat 04th May 20136 answers, last by China Doll 12:14 Sun 05th May 2013
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andres

The 12 Years Old 'lifer'

Just watching a documentary on 4seven (Freesat) about a twelve years old boy and his friend who have been given life sentences for shooting one of the boy's stepfather.Apparently in Indiana children...
22:52 Fri 03rd May 201311 answers, last by craft1948 23:42 Fri 03rd May 2013
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anotheoldgit

People With Dementia To Be Fitted With Gps Tracking Devices,

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2317963/Barbaric-No-electronic-tags-godsend-Alzheimers-sufferers--carers.html Is the fitting of electronic tags on dementia sufferers a good idea or is it...
08:56 Thu 02nd May 201388 answers, last by headwreck 23:29 Fri 03rd May 2013
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Jemisa

Proverbs...

Ancient Chinese Proverbs...................................... ...man who run in front of car get tired. ..man who run behind car get exhausted. ..war doesn't determine who is right, war determines...
22:55 Fri 03rd May 20133 answers, last by marval 12:21 Sat 04th May 2013
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Orderlimit

Cops Capers

Crown court, a reasonably high profile case that has dragged on because the main defendant is a "self made businessman" (read career criminal). There is also an alleged assault by a member of the...
20:44 Fri 03rd May 20133 answers, last by marval 12:20 Sat 04th May 2013

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