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Jemisa

The Pope &.............

The Pope & The Rabbi............................ Every time a new Pope is elected, there are many rituals in accordance with tradition, but, there is one tradition that very few people know about....
23:11 Thu 18th Apr 20136 answers, last by starone 23:08 Sat 20th Apr 2013
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excelsior-1

So, How Did The Interview Go?.....

..... my wife asked me. "I'm not too sure to be honest, I said all the usual stuff like, I'm a hard working person, I get on well with others, I won't let anyone down, blah blah blah, but then he sort...
22:44 Thu 18th Apr 20133 answers, last by starone 23:05 Sat 20th Apr 2013
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irismay

Places In Britain

Can anyone help with answers to these? 1. Continue to wind up (7) 2. Hair-dryer component (7) 3. Sufficient Scottish river (10) 4. Used to travel widely in buildings? (11) 5. Tree, what a sailing ship...
15:43 Thu 18th Apr 201316 answers, last by quinie 22:13 Thu 18th Apr 2013
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Jemisa

Panda...

A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons. "Why?" asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage. The panda pauses...
14:21 Thu 18th Apr 20137 answers, last by mrs.chappie 23:26 Thu 18th Apr 2013
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starone

Forgot My Glasses!

Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation. She was "only thinking of me"...
09:05 Thu 18th Apr 20137 answers, last by starone 15:56 Thu 18th Apr 2013
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sir.prize

Bbc Reporter

Tim Willcox outside Westminster, talking about Thatcher, referred to her 'reign'. One has to giggle, doesn't one?...
18:30 Wed 17th Apr 201323 answers, last by gness 23:22 Wed 17th Apr 2013
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DJHawkes

The Wind Is Howling Through The House Here!

and we have double glazing! It's scary....
23:01 Wed 17th Apr 201334 answers, last by Georgiesmum 17:59 Sat 18th May 2013
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Jemisa

Barbeque Facts

BBQ: It's the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: 1) The woman buys the food. 2) The woman makes the salad,...
22:27 Wed 17th Apr 201312 answers, last by anagram 21:15 Fri 17th May 2013
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Jemisa

2Inches Bigger...

Glenn and his wife were working in their garden one day when Glenn looks over at his wife and says, "Your @rse is getting really big. I bet your @rse is bigger than the barbeque." With that he...
21:57 Wed 17th Apr 20135 answers, last by excelsior-1 03:53 Thu 18th Apr 2013
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marval

Persevere

A young pastor was sitting in a restaurant eating lunch. He opened a letter he’d just received that morning from his Mother. As he opened it a twenty-dollar bill fell out. He thought to himself,...
09:39 Wed 17th Apr 20132 answers, last by starone 23:00 Wed 17th Apr 2013
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marval

Three For One

A man travelling through Arizona stops at a small town and goes into a bar. He stands at the end of the bar and lights up a cigar. As he sips his drink, he stands there quietly blowing smoke rings....
15:09 Tue 16th Apr 20135 answers, last by starone 22:56 Wed 17th Apr 2013
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Sharingan

Going To Jail

Like many young adults, my brother took very badly to going to jail. He changed instantly. He became violent and reclusive, lashing out at any attempts to communicate with him. He then went on hunger...
11:54 Tue 16th Apr 201311 answers, last by baza 22:58 Wed 17th Apr 2013
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Jemisa

Dinner Invitation...

A man invites his friend back home for dinner. The wife screams at him... "I've not done my hair, not done my make-up, not done any housework, not done the dishes & can't be bothered with cooking!...
11:22 Tue 16th Apr 20136 answers, last by starone 22:52 Wed 17th Apr 2013
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Do Anyone On Here Not Like Tea Or Coffee

I cant really stand either I wold rather orange squash pop and lucozade.. and soda water.
12:43 Wed 17th Apr 201348 answers, last by RATTER15 09:53 Thu 18th Apr 2013
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thinkerman12

I Hate My Roommate

hes disgusting! he picks his nose all the time and in class too. he throws his things wherever he wants and always pulls up the blinds when i dont want them up. what should i do? kill him? joking but...
22:11 Wed 17th Apr 201318 answers, last by AlwaysConfused 07:16 Thu 18th Apr 2013
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society

Say A Prayer

Humour me. You are called upon to pray, what would your prayers be/say?...
12:43 Tue 16th Apr 201328 answers, last by jim360 11:23 Wed 17th Apr 2013
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wildwood

Let Us Pray.

If you believe in God, do you not think s/he is a bit of a bighead expecting everyone to pray to him, some five times per day, when the omnipotent One knows what you are thinking at all times anyway?
22:55 Sun 14th Apr 201378 answers, last by mibn2cweus 21:02 Fri 23rd May 2014
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silliemillie

Whats Your Most Irritating Advert At The Moment?

Not including Go Compare or anthing with meerkats!! Mine is the Ariel one with the silly girl talking in a babyish voice about her vintage dress....
21:05 Tue 16th Apr 201336 answers, last by Matheous-2 18:30 Tue 23rd Apr 2013
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Jemisa

Soiled ....

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his system extremely upset. Upon making several false-alarm trips to the toilet he decided the latest was...
22:04 Sun 14th Apr 20132 answers, last by starone 10:45 Tue 16th Apr 2013
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marval

Family Way

Conswelo, a Mexican maid announced to her boss, Mrs. Blanco that she was quitting. When asked why, she replied, "I'm in the family way." The wife was totally surprised and shocked, and asked who the...
20:46 Sun 14th Apr 20132 answers, last by starone 10:44 Tue 16th Apr 2013

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