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painful? Submitted By: | Current Rating: A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, "Well,...

sandyRoe

What Happened To My Question About Casualties In The Boston Marathon Bombing?

This is the first time ever that a sink hole has opened up and one of my questions disappeared into it.

sandyRoe

Was It Private Eye Magazine That First Suggested That Too Long A Tenure Of 10 Downing St Can Lead To Madness?

As his paranoia deepened Harold Wilson famously came to believe that spies from both left and right were watching his every move. Thatcher inadvertantly betrayed her megalomania when she grandly...

gness

Love Your Shopping Trolly.

I went to a quiz night on Friday and, despite always needing to win the quiz, my heart was set on winning the raffle. Why? Because one of the many good prizes was a fantastic shopping trolley. Green...

Mr-H

Target Questions To Particular People

Is this possible please? I have been given some advice by 1 correspondent, and have done as suggested but without success. I would like to get him to advise the next action.

starone

Very Foolishly Didn't Make A Note Of This Advert

I saw an advert for a sort of gun which pushes a kind of nail into the wall to hang up pictures. I know it was around £20 to buy and I intended buying one, but didn't take notes as I thought I would...

Jordyboy9

I Am So Happy

For a wee change I would like to say how happy I am with my life.my wifes fine, my dogs fine, and things are going great,this is a great site to be on and i love the banter,at the moment I am...

Jemisa

The Tourist....

A British tourist was having coffee and croissants in a French caf'e with butter and jam when an American, chewing gum, sat next to him. The Brit politely ignored him, who, never the less started up a...

magicmick

Dr Smith

A gorgeous blond went to see Dr Smith about her flat chest, he said "what you need to do every morning in the shower is rub you breast's and say scoobie doobie doobies I want bigger boobies" so this...

smurf

St Marys Church Quiz

30 if 1=48, 3=13,5=31 what does 6= and if any one could give me a clue for picture 96 thanks for any help...

moonraker558

Puzzle.

Not sure how this works but it does. Try this maths puzzle to predict your favourite film, mine was Star Wars. Pick a number between 1-9 Multiply by 3 Add 3 to that number Multiply by 3 again Add the...

anotheoldgit

Another Death From Boxing.

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/general/others/michael-norgrove-another-death-from-boxing-puts-the-sport-back-in-the-dock-8563578.html In these days where 'health and safety' seem to be a prime...

Jemisa

Drop In...

One day, an 80-year-old man comes home and finds his 80-year-old wife doing a handstand, naked, against a wall............................................... Shocked, he asks, "What the hell are you...

marval

Budgies

Three budgies in a cage. One on the top perch One on the middle One on the bottom perch. Which Budgie owns the cage? The one on the bottom perch, the other two are on higher perches....

BlueToffee

Boots

Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything...

marval

Bump

A man who had just undergone a very complicated operation kept complaining about a bump on his head and a terrible headache. Since his operation had been an intestinal one, there was no earthly reason...

starone

St. Mary's Church Quiz And Have Asked This One But Not An Answer.

I have asked this before but have not had an answer. There was a mistake in it, which was put right, but I have still pondered every day and not come up with anything at all. If no answer I will have...

TWR

Disabled Parking.

There seems to be issues throughout the country with Disabled parking area's, taken up by the Lazy Basds that do not like to walk far, I am taking about those that has no disability at all, in the...

Barmaid

Itchy Skin

For about 6-8 weeks now, I've had really itchy skin. I initially put it down to the cold weather (I do suffer from dry skin in the cold). This is only my upper arms, chest and upper back. The last two...

NoMercy

Rip Margaret Thatcher

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