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chrisrob

Man Rules

AT LAST A BLOKE HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE THESE ARE OUR RULES! PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL...
13:29 Sun 07th Apr 20139 answers, last by starone 09:49 Mon 08th Apr 2013
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Jemisa

Camouflage Training....

During camouflage training in North Wales, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general. "You simpleton!" the officer barked. "Don't you know that...
14:45 Sun 07th Apr 20133 answers, last by starone 09:42 Mon 08th Apr 2013
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maggiebee

Banking Crisis?

The current banking crisis explained by an Irishman Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry...
18:35 Sun 07th Apr 20137 answers, last by starone 09:39 Mon 08th Apr 2013
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Jemisa

Friends Advice

A man asks his friend Rick (since he's a ladies' man) how to have longer sex. Rick replies "I slam my penis against the dresser hard to make it bigger and numb, so I can go longer in the bedroom "....
22:35 Fri 05th Apr 20133 answers, last by marval 16:50 Sat 06th Apr 2013
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MadMen

Indian Call Centres..

As I type this, I'm on hold to Talk Talk. It's a call centre, based in India. The guy is really lovely, and helpful, though he has to keep putting me on hold to find out what the flump is going on....
21:29 Fri 05th Apr 201326 answers, last by emilpj007 10:26 Wed 18th Nov 2015
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bibblebub

Roger Ebert Has Died

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/renowned-american-film-critic-roger-ebert-dies-aged-70-8560806.html He was probably the most referenced film critic around but were his reviews any...
21:31 Thu 04th Apr 201313 answers, last by jno 08:52 Fri 05th Apr 2013
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marval

Politicians

An elderly farmer was in the Emergency Ward having stitches put in his hand, due to an accident with a piece of machinery. The doctor carrying out the procedure struck up a conversation with the old...
11:05 Wed 03rd Apr 20133 answers, last by daftgrandad 08:05 Thu 04th Apr 2013
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Jemisa

Feeling Good!

When asked by their host if she would like another drink, the attractive blonde bowed her head slightly and said, "No thank you. My husband limits me to one drink." "Why is that," the host asked? Her...
21:42 Tue 02nd Apr 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 08:50 Wed 03rd Apr 2013
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excelsior-1

The Wife Packed My Bags Tonight

after finding out that I had a one night stand with another woman. "I want you to go!" she screamed. I said, "Please can we just talk about it first?" "Go on, I'm listening." she replied. I sat down...
21:38 Tue 02nd Apr 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 08:53 Wed 03rd Apr 2013
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marval

Missed

The new family in the neighbourhood overslept and their six-year-old daughter missed her school bus. The father, though late for work himself, had to drive her. Since he did not know the way, he said...
20:53 Tue 02nd Apr 20134 answers, last by AlwaysConfused 18:18 Wed 03rd Apr 2013
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excelsior-1

I Went To A Fancy Dress Party

last night and saw an overweight woman dressed as dracula getting stuck into the food. Vampire the buffet slayer....
19:35 Tue 02nd Apr 20135 answers, last by starone 22:05 Tue 02nd Apr 2013
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marval

Carpenter

A carpenter must have been here. I saw dust. The proctologist quit his job because it gave him tunnel vision. When a snail loses its shell it looks sluggish. The boy's guitar teacher helped him pluck...
16:22 Tue 02nd Apr 20133 answers, last by starone 18:41 Tue 02nd Apr 2013
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Jemisa

I Can't Talk...

Morris walks into Dr. Cohen's clinic and puts a note on the table in front of the doctor. The note reads, "I can't talk. Please help me!" The doctor thinks for a while and then says to Morris, "Put...
21:45 Mon 01st Apr 20138 answers, last by chrisgel 18:37 Tue 02nd Apr 2013
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marval

What Do You Want?

One afternoon, this man drives down a highway to visit a nearby lake and relax. On his way to the lake, a man dressed from head to toe in red standing on the side of the highway gestures for him to...
18:10 Mon 01st Apr 20135 answers, last by starone 18:32 Tue 02nd Apr 2013
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janzman

Some Say I Am A Virtuous Man..

..I am described by some of my friends as an exemplary man. I don't drink, seldom smoke and I don't go chasing women. I go to bed early and get up early. I work long hours and take regular exercise,...
14:09 Mon 01st Apr 20132 answers, last by starone 18:29 Tue 02nd Apr 2013
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AlwaysConfused

Glow Worm

I saw this earlier, it made me smile: I wish I were a glow worm, A glow worm's never glum. 'Cause how can you be grumpy, When the sun shines outta your bum!?!...
13:37 Sun 31st Mar 20134 answers, last by mallyh 07:57 Mon 01st Apr 2013
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Jemisa

New Age Wedding....

Priest: Do you agree to change you FACEBOOK status from single to married?? Boy: Yes, I Do! Girl: Yes, I Do! Priest: Congratulations ,.................................. you are now husband and wife....
23:35 Sat 30th Mar 20131 answer, last by starone 19:12 Sun 31st Mar 2013
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Georgiesmum

Favorite Perfumes

For the ladies mostly, what are your favourite perfumes? I likeAnais Anais Rive gauche Chanel co co and Fleurs d'Orlane by Orlane....
10:42 Sat 30th Mar 201389 answers, last by Layla54 08:42 Wed 24th Apr 2024
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Jemisa

Personal Problem...

A woman had a personal problem & had told no-one but she knew she had to do something about it so she plucked up courage to go to see her doctor. Hello Mrs Brown, can I help you? She said Oh doctor I...
13:01 Sat 30th Mar 20133 answers, last by starone 19:46 Sat 30th Mar 2013
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john1066

Thoughtful Husband....

His wife was feeling a bit low so he took her to the doctor. He examined her and told her husband what the problem was and told her husband who asked him what he meant. The doctor said "Shall I show...
11:15 Fri 29th Mar 20131 answer, last by starone 19:41 Sat 30th Mar 2013

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