Did you hear the one about the farmer who was feeding his chickens hot curries to flavour the meat to sell to Indian restaurants. One of the chickens was found unconscious and close to death so the...
Bob goes looking for a new job in the QA department of Trojan Condoms. The supervisor takes him around the plant for orientation and shows him all the equipment & machinery. When he is offered the...
As a result of enquiries, I have reviewed my working papers for this and find Q30 is wrong Please correct to read Q30 If 1 (one) = 48, 3 = 13 and 5 = 31, what does 6 equal Apologies to all who have...
One hot, sunny day I walked into a pub, in a small fishing village in New England. When my eyes became accustomed to the dim lights inside the bar, I noticed that there was a guy standing next to me...
Man went in for a pint and found there was just one chap standing at the bar, so feeling friendly he asked him if he would like another drink. The man completly ignored him so he asked him again and...
My mate said I did the best impression of a leaf he'd ever seen. I was blown away. I've invented a more efficient whisk it’s causing quite a stir. When Sigmund's mirror broke, Jung took pleasure in...
Justin, my colleague, who has a bald head, was getting extremely irritated by the constant ribbing he was subjected to while at work. My other colleagues just would not miss an opportunity to make fun...
An 86 year old man goes to the doctor. 'You must help me', he pleads. 'Whenever I make love to my wife, my eyes go bleary, my legs tremble, and I can hardly catch my breath.' 'Don't worry. Sensations...
The minister of a city church enjoyed a drink now and then, but his passion was for peach brandy. One of his congregants would make him a bottle each Christmas. One year, when the minister went to...
Isn't this just said by poor, boring and unimaginative people? I was having a discussion with a neighbor who said this and i must admit i scoffed at hearing this bizarre phrase and scoffed further...
A loveable "villain" or just a plain VILLAIN?
I love his story.
Over to you AOG!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/9949054/Peter-Scott.html...
What would you do? i was at the hospital on friday waiting for a prescription and the lady in front of me had twins in a pushchair, probably about 18 months to 2 years old. one of them was crying (a...
Will we see Plan B? Do we need Plan B? Is it too late for Plan B? Plan B can be defined as anything that isn't more austerity cuts. In particular, iniatives designed to put more money into consumers'...
