I'm not in love with anyone. Like, in romantic way. But I do have at least some people to treasure and admire nearby and even from distance. If I do something to treasure my past memories and...
Does anybody think that when Dawn French is dressed up et or on x factor programmes - her hair has a magnificent shine. Anybody know what she does - thanks
A man had two of the best tickets for the FA Cup Final. He sits down and soon another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No", he says, "the seat is empty." "This...
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around his neck. It walks up to the meat case and calmly sits there until it's his turn to be served. A fellow who was already in the butcher...
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him...
Little Girl: Mum - what does virgin mean? Mother: When a Mum and Dad love each other very much and they want to show how much, the dad gives a gift to the Mum. Dad does a special thing with Mum. He...
Little Danny asks his dad for a telly for in his room. He reluctantly agrees. Next day Danny comes downstairs and asks his 'Dad what is love juice?' Dad looks horrified and tells Danny all about sex....
Nice Doggie............................................. Two men are walking down the street, and they see a dog licking his balls. One of the blokes says, "I really wish I could do that."...
McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini. Each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman...
"So," Jane asked the private detective she had hired. "Did you trail my husband?" "Yes ma'am. I did. I followed him to a bar, to an out-of-the-way restaurant and then to an apartment." A big smile...
What on earth does this mean? It's a clue in a quiz but as I am not at all computer literate it is just a jumble of letters to me. RGB 61,89.171 Hex 3D59AB, Microsoft Access 11229501. Where are the...
I thought I would introduce myself and say hi, Im Elle, I just found this place quite by chance yesterday. Hope this is ok to post here. I bring wine, beer and chocolate, so help yourselves :) I...
Last three are driving me mad! The answers contain a colour or shade. In the conservatory with a rope (9,4) The mincer is extremely efficient (6) What links Morse Code and Prince Regent (10,4,3) Any...
It is now snowing like crazy here on the Plain with the biggest snow flakes I have seen in a long time, everything is now plastered in the stuff.
Anyone else getting it?...