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is leona lewis turning into a................

cat.....look at her picture in the sun newspaper...
12:28 Wed 20th Jan 201010 answers, last by poodicat 13:32 Wed 20th Jan 2010
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i have just been singing opera in the bath....

will all of you phone my line on 0811 654 9876 at £1.00 per minute [miimum call 5 minutes] all proceeds will go to me of course thank you....ps mobiles will be cosiderably higher so please feel...
23:18 Fri 15th Jan 20108 answers, last by stokemaveric 23:29 Fri 15th Jan 2010
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quick joke....

a man storms ito a sperm bank wearing a balaclava..''take me to the vault'' he shouted to the receptionist...''but sir this is a sperm bank'' she replies 'take me to the vault NOW'' he demanded..she...
20:39 Fri 15th Jan 20109 answers, last by stokemaveric 22:47 Fri 15th Jan 2010
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what are you paranoid about???

i ALWAYS check my shoes/work boots that no spiders have crawled in before i put them on......
16:39 Fri 15th Jan 201025 answers, last by pussy 17:15 Fri 15th Jan 2010
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if im watching the tv through my internet connection....

do i need a tv licence??? im not using a tv ariel to get a signal.....and that is where the bbc have got us by the short and curlies...have i found a loophole here???...but i guess i havent....and yes...
01:47 Sun 10th Jan 20107 answers, last by stokemaveric 02:13 Sun 10th Jan 2010
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im watching willy wonka.....

those umpa lumpas frighten me.....yes IM BORED.............
18:35 Sat 09th Jan 20106 answers, last by stokemaveric 19:02 Sat 09th Jan 2010
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beyod the poseidon adventure is on ch5...

what is your favourite disaster movie?? or what film did you take a date to?? i took the wife to see jaws on our first date...maybe thats where my problems began......lol
17:17 Sat 09th Jan 20103 answers, last by dothawkes31 18:46 Sat 09th Jan 2010
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my x box 360 elite is on its way...

back to me from germany after having being repaired there [rrod] naturally...are these cooling fans any good to stop it happening again??? thanks in advance....
16:46 Sat 09th Jan 20104 answers, last by dizmouk2009 03:21 Wed 20th Jan 2010
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well the electric blanket has warmed up the bed....

and mrs maverick has just stopped snoring lol so im off to bed goodnite all....sweet dreams.....
02:16 Sat 09th Jan 20101 answer, last by :bez: 02:19 Sat 09th Jan 2010
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if you could chage 1 thing....

about yourself what would it be??...me ?? id change...my nose...i broke it while playing football some years ago and its a bit lob-sided now lol....
01:55 Sat 09th Jan 201043 answers, last by :bez: 03:39 Sat 09th Jan 2010
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£25.00...cold weather payment....

now dont get me wrong i agree pensioners,disabled people and people who GENUINELY need it need help to keep warm but to give it to those idle b***ards who dont want to work gets on my nerves,i heard 1...
00:45 Sat 09th Jan 201013 answers, last by EDDIE51 01:30 Sat 09th Jan 2010
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phil taylor....

15 times world darts champion,robbie williams worlds greatesr pop star,stanley matthews worlds greatest footballer,nick hancock tv presenter,anthea turner,neil morrisey,captain smith of the titanic......
00:31 Mon 04th Jan 201022 answers, last by sophie_1003 01:13 Mon 04th Jan 2010
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man utd...0...leeds utd...1

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha i bet the m6 and m1 are full of gloomy faces......
16:03 Sun 03rd Jan 201014 answers, last by novalis 17:12 Sun 03rd Jan 2010
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ive had to send my x box 360 elite

back to microsft because it dispalyed the 3 red rings...will it be fixed for good or can i expect it to happen again shortly?thanks in advance
00:18 Sun 03rd Jan 20105 answers, last by sledge71 21:50 Thu 14th Jan 2010
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its pouring down with snow......

and im as snug as a bug in a rug with a glass of wine watching people slip and slide everywhere,its great when you dont have to go out isnt it?....lol
15:00 Sat 02nd Jan 20109 answers, last by Postdog 19:15 Sat 02nd Jan 2010
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only 364 days and 25 minutes............

to xmas............
00:35 Sat 02nd Jan 20108 answers, last by SIRandyraven 01:22 Sat 02nd Jan 2010
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come dine with me...........

im cooking lamb shanks,creamed mashed potatoes,petit poirs,and minted vegetables and onion gravy...with a delicious triple chocolate fudge cake with jersey cream for afters.....anyone interseted???
16:52 Thu 31st Dec 200912 answers, last by mamyalynne 17:11 Thu 31st Dec 2009
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i can never understand....

why people celebrate this new years eve....you are another year older,the country is in an even worse state than ever,petrol prices are going to go through the roof,redundancies,cold weather,tax...
13:16 Thu 31st Dec 200923 answers, last by stokemaveric 13:57 Thu 31st Dec 2009
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ive been reading the nostradamus prophecies......

...................WERE DOOMED.........
21:00 Wed 30th Dec 20095 answers, last by CARABINT 21:11 Wed 30th Dec 2009
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day of the triffids.....

my rubber plant is walking towards me...HEEEELLLPP...................
22:31 Tue 29th Dec 20096 answers, last by stewey 22:40 Tue 29th Dec 2009

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