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I Don't Mind The Badges Being Irrelevant..............

...... but it does irritate me when I can't find my latest best answers. According to my profile, I now have 29, but when I click the best answers tab it only shows 16. How often do they get updated?...

Chipchopper

Snow Joke!

Remembering the advice my old Dad had given me about driving in bad winter weather, I decided to follow the snowplow. Things were going fine, then the driver suddenly stopped, got out of his cab and...

marval

Please Send

Murphy decided to find an interesting hobby. Animals appealed to him so he wrote to the local pet store. 'Dear sir, I'm starting my own zoo and would like you to send me two mongooses ...' He looked...

excelsior-1

I Like To Follow The Tradition .....

..... of celebrating sporting triumphs by treating the crowd to souvenirs. eg - tennis players throwing their wrist bands into the crowd footballers throwing their shirts into the crowd it has cost me...

excelsior-1

Stirfry Cooks ...

...come from all woks of life...

excelsior-1

Saw A Man The Other Day.....

.... with an elastic trumpet he was looking for a rubber band...

Jemisa

Three Of A Kind...

John was telling his friend how his uncle tried to make a new car for himself... "So he took wheels from an MG, a radiator from a Spitfire, some panels and bumpers from a TR6..." "Holy Cow,"...

excelsior-1

Two Clams Were Eating Some Chocolate ..

while two fish watched. "Did you see that?" one fish said, as the clams finished their treat. "They didn't offer us a single bite!" "What do you expect?" asked the other fish. "They're two shellfish."...

informashun

Sun Crossword 5/1/13

, clue, basket- making, 6 letters...

excelsior-1

I Took Up Archery As A Hobby

but i quit ... there were too many drawbacks

tommy-h

Times Cryptic From 1948 5734 Wednesday December 26Th 2012

only one to go but cannot fathom it,can anyone help please. 20 dn.A crib which doesn`t get one honours? (7) ?A?S?E?...

inamuddle1

I've met a guy :)

I met a really nice young man on Thursday night. He's a chef on a private boat. He's lovely. The boat leaves on Monday :(

bev888

BBC License - Why?

Could someone please explain to me why it is reasonable that I should be obliged to pay nearly £150 per year to the BBC, even if I do not wish to watch the BBC, but that if I don't pay I am not...

magsmay

Radio 2 silent auction for children in need

Ok I must live on another planet .....all this week while mucking out my horses and listening to Chris gingerminger on radio 2 I have been wondering how anyone could contemplate bidding over...

westgarth

Can't solve these clues!

Any ideas on 25 across, extremely short story in state place, 21 down, and 26 across?

Jemisa

Large & powerful...

A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress. After he...

Jemisa

Some old some new...

Socially Unacceptable Humour.. I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg." I saw a...

stanbread

lovatt's crack the cryptic

stuck on a couple, 55 dn "models record it for film-maker" ?i???t? and 73 a thank you in advancec "ring around- a note's curiously striking a chord" ??s???t?n?

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I Don't Mind The Badges Being Irrelevant..............

Snow Joke!

Please Send

I Like To Follow The Tradition .....

Stirfry Cooks ...

Saw A Man The Other Day.....

Three Of A Kind...

Two Clams Were Eating Some Chocolate ..

Sun Crossword 5/1/13

I Took Up Archery As A Hobby

Times Cryptic From 1948 5734 Wednesday December 26Th 2012

I've met a guy :)

BBC License - Why?

Radio 2 silent auction for children in need

Can't solve these clues!

Large & powerful...

Some old some new...

lovatt's crack the cryptic

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