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Husband has friends who take drugs

My husband has friends who take drugs. I knew he was friends with them, they are in their twenties, my husband is 51. He owns a clothes shop and nightclub and these two girls work for him. I know one...
14:11 Wed 08th Feb 201264 answers, last by Smowball 09:03 Thu 09th Feb 2012
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Picture from mobile phone

My daughter rang me to say she was sending me a picture message, which she did. She sent me two, But the number that came up on second photo was not hers. I rang the number and a guy answered. Does...
23:01 Tue 17th Aug 20102 answers, last by swansgal 12:55 Wed 18th Aug 2010
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Budgie's broken leg

My budgie broke his leg today, so i made him a splint out of two swan vesta matches. His little face lit up! So did the rest of him cos i'd forgotten i'd lined his cage floor with sandpaper.
21:31 Sat 29th May 20102 answers, last by boxtops 21:43 Sat 29th May 2010
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Paddy in the Airport

Paddy is in the airport with a sack over each shoulder when he gets stopped by customs. They search the two sacks and find loads of mobile phones in them. Custom officer asks Paddy, why do you have...
01:13 Sat 30th Jan 20101 answer, last by marval 17:49 Sat 30th Jan 2010
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Gavin from Autoglass

My wife has just told me that Gavin from 'Autoglass' came round and injected his special resin into her crack - I'm not normally suspicious, but she hasn't even got a car.
20:18 Thu 28th Jan 20101 answer, last by cazzz1975 20:21 Thu 28th Jan 2010
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Man having operation

A surgeon was operating on a man when he slips and accidentally cuts off the mans b@lls. He quickly inserts two onions and sews his scrotum back up. One month later the man goes back for a check up....
23:08 Wed 27th Jan 20102 answers, last by Seafarer1966 14:31 Thu 28th Jan 2010
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Policewoman in Eastenders

Was the Policewoman that was in Eastenders (Tuesday) play Natasha in Corrie. She was the spit of her.
23:23 Wed 16th Sep 20094 answers, last by chazza 08:45 Thu 17th Sep 2009
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Porn

A vicar books into a hotel and says to the hotel clerk "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." She replies, "No sir, it's just regular porn, you sick b*st*rd."
01:35 Sun 21st Jun 20092 answers, last by crisgal 11:25 Sun 21st Jun 2009
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Father Duffy in Convent

Father Duffy walks into the Convent to find Sister Mary scrubbing the floor! Overcome he pushes her to the ground! As he's sha**ing her, Mother Superior walks in!Horrified, she roars "Sister Mary!...
00:32 Thu 11th Jun 20091 answer, last by janzman 21:29 Thu 11th Jun 2009
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Rev John Flapps

Rev John Flapps sees a lady church member getting drunk in a pub. He tries to take her home but they fall and he ends up on top of her. Landlord shouts "Oi mate you can't do that in here! "Rev...
00:14 Wed 10th Jun 20092 answers, last by marval 12:16 Wed 10th Jun 2009
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Credit Crunch The Married Version

Husband and wife shopping in Tesco, husband picks up a box of Stella and sticks it in the trolley. "What do you think your doing?", asks his wife. "They're on offer, ?10 for 24 cans", he says. "Put...
23:48 Mon 08th Jun 20091 answer, last by marval 10:42 Tue 09th Jun 2009
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Corrie

In corrie , is Paula, ( Eileens friend), Julie's mother? If so, could Eileens father also be Julie's father, i remember Paula saying she was having it away with an older man and think its him.
22:12 Mon 30th Mar 200911 answers, last by noway 22:56 Wed 01st Apr 2009
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OAP's having oral

2 OAP's having oral sex. Man says "I cant stay down there it stinks!" Woman says, "sorry its my arthritis". "Man says wot . in your f@**y?". "No in my arm, i can't wipe my a*se".
23:41 Sun 01st Feb 2009
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Horny Pete

Pete and Mary were walking home from the pub. Mary says I need a pee and goes behind a bush and drops her knickers. Feeling horny Pete puts his hand through the bush and feels something dangling...
00:09 Mon 26th Jan 20094 answers, last by johanna02 02:22 Sat 31st Jan 2009
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Ulrika Johnsson

Ulrika Johnsson was rushed out of the Big Brother House last night after sitting on her mobile phone. Wasn't a big problem though. It was not the first time she's had an Erricson up her a*se.
22:48 Sun 18th Jan 20092 answers, last by Parsfan 13:49 Mon 19th Jan 2009
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Maddie

http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/21565
22:15 Wed 10th Oct 200710 answers, last by ojread2 22:18 Thu 11th Oct 2007
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Farmer Giles

Farmer Giles gets a phone call from his farm hand. I've run over a pig and it's stuck under the tractor still alive. Shoot it says the famer, and then bury him. He gets anothe call. Done that says the...
23:31 Fri 23rd Mar 20072 answers, last by warpig3 13:08 Mon 26th Mar 2007
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Wee guy

Wee guy sitting at the bar, a big thug walks in and hits him to the floor and says thats a karate chop from Korea. Later the thug walks up to him and hits him again and says thats a judo chop from...
21:11 Fri 23rd Mar 20071 answer, last by doctor spock 21:23 Fri 23rd Mar 2007
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Hypnotherapy

Has anybody tried hypnotherapy for ibs. If so how does hypnosis actually relieve the symptoms.
23:41 Fri 16th Mar 20074 answers, last by ne2 00:07 Sat 17th Mar 2007

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