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Thighs

A Yorkshire aerobics instructor said to his class "Hands on thighs" so they all did. None of them could see a thing....

Bath or shower?

i had a bath in the week for the 1st time in ages. Was looking forward to a good soak and relax and unwind. But I once again found it very boring and couldnt wait to get out of there. i love my...

devilspawn

To all those who are worried about Crafty, she is OK She is not up to her wonderous self so will be absent for a while. No need to panic though as she will be back on here as soon as she can, though I...

kat2206

A "Just" Punishment?

I have seen this and thought I would post for your views... I know what i think! Rape has become endemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that...

humbersloop

Jessica Ennis..

...blasted through the 100m hurdles, doing well in the high jump Go Jessica!...

Maydup

Mens Gymnastics

Maybe bronze, then silver and finally bronze. Well done the mens team but what a strain on the emotions!...

bobthebandit

Mud at the Olympics

It was great to see the late Les Gray of Mud singing Tiger Feet getting a slot in the Opening Ceremony!

princerupe74

worst Opening Ceremony ever, bar none

one massive boring disappointment.

Toes

Hip Replacement

I'm having a right hip replacement in the next 16 weeks (yikes!). I'll only be in hospital 3 to 4 days. I'm having an uncemented ceramic replacement, as I'm only (only Drs words not mine...bless), 54...

dotty.

what is the least used inanimate object in your house?

I thought mine was the iron but actually it's my cookery book, (had it 34 years, still like new........mmm eBay item maybe)

thenry

Let us chat through the night !

You got nothing better to do !

Jeza

Lurpak.

I don't know if people on here are interested in the offers that supermarkets give. I went to Iceland today. 1 pack of Lurpak £1.60. 2 packs £2.00. now that's a bargain in my opinion....

friedgreentomato

Confession time

spurred on by Mrs O and Jeza, I have decided to confess. I am Redhelen. It became necessary to have all my posts and informtion removed due to threats received from parties no longer on AB - Ed was...

EvianBaby

Cat flap in double glazing

Does anyone have any idea if you can fit a cat flap in double glazing (conservatory) and if so could you give me a general idea of the cost? The house is rented so I'd need permission first but I'm...

Jemisa

Late night pee...

Two women where walking home after a girls night out and they feel the need to pee, so passing a graveyard, they decide to go to answer the call of nature. Of course they have no loo roll so the first...

Swanson

I have been instructed to come here and post.....

I dont get it? Anyone ? Get back to your cage over on ab Swanson and stir it there instead. Oh no,sorry i forgot you will get banned if you do that therelaughlaugh...

naomi24

MRI Scans and Tattoos

I had an MRI scan today, and was asked, among other things, whether or not I have any tattoos. I don't - but why would a tattoo affect an MRI scan?

cameliaheartfelt

What do you talk about?

I have been married nearly 3 years but have been with him for nearly 18 years. we don't have any kids and I'm currently only working now again doing agency work. I am very concerned that we just don't...

sunny-dave

how secure is your password ...

Just woke up to find a very old (pretty much inactive) gmail account has been hacked - I don't think anyone here has received any spam - but apologies if you did. Now busy changing *all* passwords for...

tezmand

kats affair in eastenders

well let me be the first to say i think it will be with ray by the way he was just looking her up and down who do you think its suppose to be a who did kat have affair with guessing game appently...

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