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loobylooo

Please Can You Help, This Is A Little Quiz

No name to give for this quiz but help would be appreciated, 1 What did burt Lancaster run away and join after leaving a New York universit. 2 What does a camel store in its hump. 3 What is the major...
18:58 Sat 23rd Mar 201310 answers, last by loobylooo 19:16 Sat 23rd Mar 2013
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excelsior-1

Mobile Phone Etiquette

After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his mobile phone and started talking in a...
00:35 Sat 23rd Mar 20134 answers, last by frugalfred 19:50 Sat 23rd Mar 2013
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Jemisa

Awww!!

Steven Hawking came back from his first date in 10 years. His Glasses were smashed, he had a broken wrist, twisted ankle and grazed knees. Apparently she stood him up....
15:56 Sat 16th Mar 20138 answers, last by tenrec 19:46 Sat 16th Mar 2013
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Jemisa

A Brunette (Blonde)...

A blonde was really tired of being called a dumb blonde and really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair dyed brown,she would look like a brunette when she had brown hair,...
14:51 Wed 06th Mar 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 20:41 Wed 06th Mar 2013
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emmie

Have You Noticed

the days are getting a bit longer, and a little bit warmer, not much, but a bit....
16:19 Wed 30th Jan 201329 answers, last by mrs.chappie 21:25 Wed 30th Jan 2013
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sidkid

Just Opened

a packet of Tesco's beefburgers...........and they're off.....
15:54 Wed 16th Jan 20135 answers, last by marval 18:22 Wed 16th Jan 2013
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kitty123

Snow On The Way

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/uk-weather-snow-ice-and-subzero-1527009 WOW!!!...
15:31 Thu 10th Jan 201317 answers, last by askyourgran 21:08 Thu 10th Jan 2013
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Chipchopper

Time To Change

While I waited in line to buy my train ticket, a gang of workmen turned up and informed the station master that they had come to remove all the clocks "This is ludicrous" the station master retorted...
19:42 Wed 02nd Jan 20133 answers, last by Kiki-frog 11:44 Thu 03rd Jan 2013
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Chipchopper

New Kid In Town

Earl was feeling a little uneasy at his new school, especially when his form teacher (Miss Bradshaw) was asking around the class, what their fathers did for a living Hands where shooting up like...
18:59 Tue 01st Jan 20133 answers, last by tenrec 21:15 Tue 01st Jan 2013
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baza

Flashlight.

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest.After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, ''Damn, I wish I had a flashlight.'' The woman says, ''me too,...
02:36 Mon 19th Nov 20123 answers, last by tenrec 19:46 Tue 20th Nov 2012
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Bluestone

Who floats your boat...

Single or attached, it doesn't matter. Who would you drop everything for....? The milkman?, the guy from IT?, Brad Pitt? (these examples obviously apply to the ladies of AB) :)...
14:51 Wed 14th Nov 2012157 answers, last by Mick-Talbot 10:32 Thu 15th Nov 2012
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LochNessMonster

As Piano heads down a mine shaft for concert, what songs should they play ?

Story on BBC News this morning, thought they could play one of these songs. How deep is you love - Bee Gees Going Underground - The Jam Down Down - Status Quo Only you - The flying pickets Any other...
06:36 Thu 13th Sep 201228 answers, last by tonyav 11:36 Fri 14th Sep 2012
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denamdrer

Athlete's name A?E?I?

Athlete's name A?E?I?
11:35 Tue 24th Jul 20121 answer, last by tenrec 11:36 Tue 24th Jul 2012
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Sallyannem49

What should we do with ladies clothes.

My father had a lady friend who were company for each other until I retired last November. She had her own house and she suddenly said to Dad she wanted me to leave. At that point he told her that I...
13:49 Mon 23rd Jul 201231 answers, last by vivandorron 14:30 Fri 10th Aug 2012
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zoomer

Email scam??

Hi, I keep getting occasional emails offering a variety of offers. The lastest offers me a chance to win £1000 in vouchers for the store of my choice. At the bottom of the email are the...
14:48 Sun 15th Jul 20123 answers, last by dzug2 16:36 Sun 15th Jul 2012
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excelsior-1

YOUR TURN TENREC..

it is lunchtime, and as promised, especially for you, here is your man johnny (aka edward). enjoy the next few hours with him. erin-x will be next, in a few hours....
11:23 Sun 15th Jul 201238 answers, last by excelsior-1 15:24 Sun 15th Jul 2012
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~Wingnut~

Feeling the need to keep taking a deep breath.

Hello! I joined a running club back in January and more or less go religiously every Tues and Thurs, only missing the odd one or two. I also go out with a friend running on a Sat morning but we've...
18:28 Wed 04th Jul 20125 answers, last by ConnieLDawson 12:59 Mon 03rd Dec 2012
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jeanrich

Villages and Hamlets in the L.D.N.P.

9.A slight southern county (8) 12. Three twits in a place (13) 20.Just one gulp has place (5) 27. The edge of the bog(8) 34.Mix short hold up with point (10) 37. Home to the Black Cats (10) 39....
17:51 Tue 03rd Jul 20126 answers, last by katburd 18:08 Wed 04th Jul 2012
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jeanrich

Villages and Hamlets in the L.D.N.P.

2. River crossing with electrics (5 6) 6 Should we lay sideways (6) 7.Span area with a ribbon (7 6) 9.A slight southern county(8) 12. Three twits in a place (13) Many thanks for all your help
15:03 Tue 03rd Jul 20123 answers, last by sir.prize 15:11 Tue 03rd Jul 2012
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Jemisa

Extra Strength...

A man walks into a chemists and says to the Pharmacist behind the counter, 'Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three girls at once and I need something to keep me...
22:35 Sat 30th Jun 20126 answers, last by RATTER15 09:51 Mon 02nd Jul 2012

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