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HarryFindlay

Your duck is dead...........

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook...
20:03 Wed 15th Jun 201120 answers, last by wesedward 14:08 Mon 20th Jun 2011
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stokemaveric

for all you night owls a little tip...

honey of a kitten in the 16.25 at ascot tomorrow...
22:33 Wed 15th Jun 201116 answers, last by Jan1957 23:10 Wed 15th Jun 2011
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Mamyalynne

Night night song from Mamya♥

At the risk of overloading everyone with more music, here goes.♥
23:20 Wed 08th Jun 201117 answers, last by soaps 02:49 Thu 09th Jun 2011
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tinkerbell23

why are adverts on tv sooo crap thesedays?

sooo annoying most of them really do my nut in!!
23:14 Wed 08th Jun 201118 answers, last by WELSHYORKIE 05:06 Thu 09th Jun 2011
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soaps

I have a confession to make

When I was 16 I was caught shoplifting.
22:54 Wed 08th Jun 201127 answers, last by soaps 01:59 Thu 09th Jun 2011
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lesblue

Wayne Rooney

has used Coleen's pubic hair for his transplant. Apparently the operation has a higher success rate if transplanted from one ***t to another.
16:42 Wed 08th Jun 20116 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 21:26 Wed 08th Jun 2011
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lesblue

My wifes told me I needed a penis enlarger

so I got one................she is 21 years old, and her name is Lucy.
16:44 Wed 08th Jun 20113 answers, last by craft1948 21:20 Wed 08th Jun 2011
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marval

New

Scientists have developed a new pill that will now help impotent men who are also hay fever sufferers. By combining Allegra to take care of the allergies, and Viagra for the impotency, it gives you an...
19:41 Wed 08th Jun 20112 answers, last by Jemisa 22:51 Wed 08th Jun 2011
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omnipresent

I can do this voice

I can really
23:52 Sat 04th Jun 201134 answers, last by Noraq 08:09 Sun 05th Jun 2011
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Mamyalynne

Night night song from Mamya♥

♥
23:26 Sat 04th Jun 201134 answers, last by WuTang 01:33 Sun 05th Jun 2011
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Mamyalynne

Mad Over 50's Club now open

Please gather round as her Ladyship must be delayed somewhat.
19:16 Sat 04th Jun 2011183 answers, last by mamyalynne 00:02 Sun 05th Jun 2011
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jamesnan

A new whisky

Has anyone tasted the whisky from Canada called Fireball, it is flavoured with cinnamon and lovely served as a long drink with apple juice. Very nice indeed!
21:19 Sat 04th Jun 201113 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 21:41 Tue 07th Jun 2011
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stokemaveric

my head is bowed and my face is red..........

sorry guys.......my horses were rubbish today........
19:13 Sat 04th Jun 201119 answers, last by YT52 08:28 Sun 05th Jun 2011
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Mamyalynne

Night night song from Mamya♥

add please ♥
23:29 Wed 01st Jun 2011114 answers, last by Sir Alec 02:58 Thu 02nd Jun 2011
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HarryFindlay

Diet tip........

Tip to reduce weight: first turn your head to the left, and then turn it to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
21:16 Wed 01st Jun 20113 answers, last by radiogaga 21:23 Wed 01st Jun 2011
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HarryFindlay

Joke.....

A Priest and a Hindu making toast, the Priest says "I can see an image of Jesus in my margarine!" The Hindu replies "I can't believe it's not Buddha."...
18:39 Wed 01st Jun 20119 answers, last by mrs.chappie 20:59 Fri 03rd Jun 2011
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Mamyalynne

Night night song from Mamya♥

Would have been my Mothers's birthday yesterday, not a lot of love from her, but I do miss her presence in my life. ♥
23:41 Sun 29th May 2011144 answers, last by mamyalynne 12:35 Mon 30th May 2011
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Mamyalynne

Night night song from Mamya♥

Come on folks, add your best tunes.
23:21 Sat 28th May 201144 answers, last by davelee 04:13 Sun 29th May 2011
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puternut

1st post on this topic

so 1st MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL
23:31 Fri 27th May 201113 answers, last by piggynose 00:14 Sat 28th May 2011
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Mamyalynne

Night night song from Mamya♥

An early start tonight as quite a few people seem to be bound for bed earlier than usual ♥
22:46 Fri 27th May 201196 answers, last by Answerprancer 02:31 Sat 28th May 2011

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