I have just brought a new house and the garden consists of a lawn with about half a meter either side for some plants (and bear fences). I am a complete novice gardener and work all week so I do not...
I am collecting some garden(ing) sayings/quotes to write out, laminate and put around in my garden - so generally no longer than 4 lines. Can you help? It doesn't have to be from well known people,...
I want to fill in the gaps between flagstones which are wide enough for weeds to constantly grow between. I have tried filling with sand but the weeds still grow through. Any suggestions please?
I have had a rubber plant for the past 6 months, and it hasn't grown at all. How fast should it be growing? It has some new leaves all rolled up, but they haven't changed in months.
My husband and I recently experienced a large volume of robins that were flying frantically around our house and burched in a large tree we have in the dead of winter. It was raining bird poop for...
I have a huge aloe vera (5ft),it sits in my coservatory where it thrives. At the base of it there is new growth and I would like to perhaps cut back the plant to this as it is taking up space. Can I...
I was sat at the bar of a pub on the outskirts of Glasgow, while the Landlord pulled me a pint I noticed dozens of old photo's of famous celeb's pinned on the wall behind the bar. The Landlord saw me...
Turning over clay soil in my garden the other day - hoping for frost to break it up - I uncovered some fragments of old, very old by the look of it, pottery. Putting the pieces together revealed an...
Earlier this week I planted some seeds in a propogator and left them on a window sill.Due to the heat froma radiator under the window the seeds have come through already.I have just taken them out to...
Im not sure I should be asking this question because Im going to have to cope with answers I dont want to hear. Im kinda hoping that maybe one answer at least will make me feel better. I like to watch...
a guy walks in to a butchers shop and says morning can i have 2lb of liver plz butcher replies sorry fresh out of liver ive got some nice steak and kidney .....guy replies no its ok ive got my bike...
Whilst driving through Somerset one very early Spring (I was going from the A303 to the M5) I went through a village with hedges round the fields, (not the houses) consisting of pink flowered bushes -...
I was driving towards Horsley Cross on the A120 yesterday afternoon and (on my LH side) I saw a tree which was totally devoid of any foliage and completely (and strikingly) white in colour. Does...
What do I do?? The fascia on the corner of my house is missing and pigeons have got in there. I can here them in the mornings and its horrible (I have an insane fear of birds and anything else that...
I've seen what looks like some vapor coming from a small amount of household cleaning ammonia when mixed with acetic acid (somewhat stronger than vinegar, but not that much.) It's only visible for a...
I live in an old cottage - low ceilings and small windows. What house plants would be suitable to low light conditions. I'm looking for plants to grow indoors in pots as standards up to 2metres height...
A guy meets a girl in a pub, after plying her with drink he asks if her can come back to hers for some horizontal refreshment, " not possible" she says, "I'm on my menstrual cycle!" "No bother " He...